Stupid things you did when you were a kid

[Scoop]

LOL DROW THATS FUCKED UP.

funny but fucked up!

atleast you didnt have gay sex like displ and da1 ^-^

[Noah]

I was 7 or 8. Am I proud of it NOW?! No. Hence the reason I posted it under "STUPID THINGS YOU DID AS A KID." Chill, pussies. :P

No, we're going to keep judging you for something you did as a kid.

I were going to make a quite similar post like you did, after reading some of the posts that came after, but you beat me to it.

Probably a memory of him that sucks to look back on, no need to get your e-panties in a crease over it, TW-forum-population.

Also, somewhere in Asia. A fucking telcat is making voodoo dools and preparing for an emo assault.

[death row]

No, we're going to keep judging you for something you did as a kid.

I were going to make a quite similar post like you did, after reading some of the posts that came after, but you beat me to it.

Probably a memory of him that sucks to look back on, no need to get your e-panties in a crease over it, TW-forum-population.

Also, somewhere in Asia. A fucking telcat is making voodoo dools and preparing for an emo assault.

lol funny thing is, when i finally got some pet parakeet birds, around age 8 or 9. i loved them. maybe cuz i knew they were mine lol :P

[Money]

jesus christ

lol thats what i thought, a jeffery dahmer in the making

[Noah]

1:money> rofl
1:money> hahahaa
1:money> tofurkey
1:money> lolol

Your contributions to your sig is priceless, Money.
Jah bless you.

[Lynn]

As a kid, I had an obsession of knocking down birds nest. Usually stomping on the baby chicks or just playing with them, then killing them later. I also loved grabbing the eggs and smashing them. And if I was really lucky, I'd get a hold of a baby chick who was almost grown, but can't yet fly. Chase it around with my water gun, squirt it like crazy, kick it into the garage door until it died.

Hmm, dunno why I was so violent to birds as a kid. =/

[Noah]

Kari something.. is it Byron?

I'd hit her (r)ear-pipe.

[Edify]

lol funny thing is, when i finally got some pet parakeet birds, around age 8 or 9. i loved them. maybe cuz i knew they were mine lol :P

Maybe you thought birds (like snakes) were evil.

[death row]

Maybe you thought birds (like snakes) were evil.

nah, i was jus a bad kid lol

[Jerome Scuggs]

-me and my friends used to try to leave skidmarks with our bicycles, i had an awesome little bmx bike, but once i left a skid so long it actually popped my tire and i really hurt myself

-we buried that bike, incidentally. in a hole 8 feet deep that we dug in a neighbor's back yard without their knowledge. It's still there.

-Once we mixed all the stuff from a science kit together and poured it on my lawn, the grass didn't grow for 3 years

-I knocked pavement's 2 front (baby) teeth out, so he was front-toothless for like 3, 4 years. I still maintain he fell off the bed, because pavement fell out of his chair not a few days before that out of pure retardation

-I was doing laundry once and pave's cat jumped in the dryer, I didn't see him and tossed clothes on top of him. After 15 seconds, I notced the loud thumping and... yeah.

-We accidentally set off a box with $750 worth's fireworks in it. It looked like ground zero.

[StarKitty]

-me and my friends used to try to leave skidmarks with our bicycles, i had an awesome little bmx bike, but once i left a skid so long it actually popped my tire and i really hurt myself

-we buried that bike, incidentally. in a hole 8 feet deep that we dug in a neighbor's back yard without their knowledge. It's still there.

-Once we mixed all the stuff from a science kit together and poured it on my lawn, the grass didn't grow for 3 years

-I knocked pavement's 2 front (baby) teeth out, so he was front-toothless for like 3, 4 years. I still maintain he fell off the bed, because pavement fell out of his chair not a few days before that out of pure retardation

-I was doing laundry once and pave's cat jumped in the dryer, I didn't see him and tossed clothes on top of him. After 15 seconds, I notced the loud thumping and... yeah.

-We accidentally set off a box with $750 worth's fireworks in it. It looked like ground zero.

One of our kittens died like that. But in the washing machine not the dryer


And I shut the car door on a toy Yorkshire Terrier because it decided to jump out of the car at that particular moment.



I also remember stomping on a frog when I was about 7. My first encounter with death, apparently I got my mom and told her to make it better Quite upsetting really.

I went to boarding school.. We deflated the tires on our house master's car and pushed it into the lake in the middle of the night.. The lake was across the playing fields, because the handbrake was on we left a great big tire dug out trail all the way to the lake. lol ^-^
He was an asshole...

[stark]

I went to boarding school.. We deflated the tires on our house master's car and pushed it into the lake in the middle of the night.. The lake was across the playing fields, because the handbrake was on we left a great big tire dug out trail all the way to the lake. lol ^-^
He was an asshole...

Was there a point in deflating the tires if it was going to be pushed in the lake anyways?

[StarKitty]

Flat tires slide better on concrete than full ones..

At least that's what the boys thought.

I was 13 I wouldn't know.<_<

[Pandagirl!]

I used to "make pizza" all the time. You know how when you make pizza dough, in cartoons the chefs throw it high up in the air? Yea, I would do the same time, but instead of dough I'd be throwing a cat.

When I was about 5, it was my life mission to ride in the back of a police car. Not because I wanted to be in trouble, I just wanted to ride in the car with the sirens on and lights flashing at etc. So one day in the shower I got this brilliant idea. I shaved off my eyebrows then snuck up to bed. The next day I came downstairs crying and told my parents that some big scary guy shaved off my eyebrows in the middle of the night. My mom told me that she'd have to take me to the police station and give a description, because otherwise he might come back and kill us. But obviously then I couldn't ride in the car. So I told her that next time I saw him in the house I would tell her, so she could call the cops and they could take me downtown. Well she didn't like the idea so she decided to pretend call the cops, who she told me would arrest people that lie. Yea, I had to confess that I shaved off my eyebrows. Then I was eyebrow-less for about a month.

Once I also thought it would be fun to go for a ride in the dryer. I lined the outside with pillows so I wouldn't get hurt and climbed in. Let me tell you - dryers get hot real fast and pillows don't stop you from hurting yourself severly.

[Ayano]

Once I also thought it would be fun to go for a ride in the dryer. I lined the outside with pillows so I wouldn't get hurt and climbed in. Let me tell you - dryers get hot real fast and pillows don't stop you from hurting yourself severly.

You have no idea how bad i wanted to do that way back when.