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    Asian Professors, or, why I'm going to fail Calculus 112Q

    I'm pretty good at math. I took everything but Calc II in high school at Honors Levels or AP, getting good grades in everything and leaving Calc for college.

    BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.

    I recorded my professor today, sorry for the background noise, but it's a class with 75+ people.

    http://download.yousendit.com/B08FFFF04589393B

    My professor honestly cannot speak any English properly. Notice in that link where he tries to say "Epsilon" but instead "Eipson" and "Zero" is "see-row" and how nothing he says is constructed in any fashion that I can understand.

    Fuck this, I have an exam on Monday and I'm going to fucking bomb this.
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    Yeah, by now, you're pretty much supposed to be able to learn on your own from the textbook. Really, every college student gets professors like this.

    But yeah, that recording is agonizing.
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    • #3
      Evil, but dude it's Calculus 112 :P You'll be fine.
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      • #4
        He has an accent, sure, but not anything that can't be understood.

        Don't worry, math profs write everything out. Just copy it all down and study it.
        I had a Hungarian prof for Differential Equations. Could only understand 25% for the first two weeks. Then it clicks one day and you don't notice the accent at all.

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        • #5
          As I study Japanese I have a lot of asian professors, we just ended up asking them to just speak japanese even when we didn't yet.
          "People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."

          "Cherry blossoms in the Spring, and starry skies in the Summer. The Autumn brings the full moon. The Winter brings the snow. These things make Sake taste good. If you don't like Sake, then there is something wrong with you." Seijuro Hiko

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
            I'm pretty good at math. I took everything but Calc II in high school at Honors Levels or AP, getting good grades in everything and leaving Calc for college.

            BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.

            I recorded my professor today, sorry for the background noise, but it's a class with 75+ people.

            http://download.yousendit.com/B08FFFF04589393B

            My professor honestly cannot speak any English properly. Notice in that link where he tries to say "Epsilon" but instead "Eipson" and "Zero" is "see-row" and how nothing he says is constructed in any fashion that I can understand.

            Fuck this, I have an exam on Monday and I'm going to fucking bomb this.
            my professor was american and spoke perfect english and i still never listened to him. it's called a text book. unless your dude aint stickin' to it, you're fine.
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            • #7
              hahahaahah my economics professor is just like yours, it sucks. the only reason i go to class is to get credit for being there. I don't learn anything from him, you just have to learn to teach yourself. It sucks but what can you do. got a 3.8 on my exam teachin myself so not so bad :wub:
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              • #8
                My accounting professor was like that last quarter. She actually admitted to us that she hardly knew the material and failed it while in college. We were constantly correcting her during class, if we could understand what she was saying. She excused us all from our final because she decided to move back to Malaysia.

                This quarter I had a Russian calc teacher. I swear he was speaking Russian for at least half of the things he said. Wouldn't have been as terrible if he wrote down some of the things he was teaching, instead of teaching us math by just standing and talking in broken English. Needless to say, I transferred out.
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                • #9
                  Middle Eastern professor with a strong accent for Discrete Math. He also had not taught any kind of math for 22 years prior to the class.

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                  • #10
                    we've all got at least one story like this

                    the worst one i had was my physics 2 prof...

                    guy was korean or something. he didnt think much of following in the book and thought himself a great orator.

                    luckily he graded on a curve and i ended the class with a B+. a 61% B+

                    it was sweet


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                    • #11
                      The worst I had was a big fat guy who would stand in front of what he was writing and you couldn't see around him. He'd teach the whole class with his back to the class writing while lecturing, and you'd always be 10 minutes behind him because you couldn't get the notes til he'd finished writing in a section and moved to the next section.

                      I had one professor with a terrible accent, I dropped the class after 20 minutes on the first day. Wasn't worth the effort.

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                      • #12
                        I tried, but the text book is just as helpful as he is. His notes come right out of the book, verbatim, so if I don't understand them in class I'll never understand them unless I ask my TA, who is a combination minister/Kung Fu movie star.
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                        • #13
                          Anyone remember that sweet movie "UHF," with the supplies closet and the kung-fu asians come out to save the day and are like "supppliessssss!" (surprise) That was awesome.
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                          • #14
                            See if you can transfer into a different section.

                            If not, check to see if your Math department has any help sessions or a help center, they can help you.
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                            • #15
                              well, can't you change profs for the same class? Accents are annoying as hell... I had a belgian math prof once and he sounded like he was coughing up a loogie whenever he tried to pronounce "hyperbole"
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