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No this isn't a thread we share them. This a thread where I tell you my most recent one and you say something along the lines of, "Yes I agree," or, "lawl, chill."
I hate fucking album reviewers who review albums from genres or styles in which they have no interest. If you don't like, for instance, long track lengths then why in the good Lord's fuck would you review a prog rock album? At that point your ADHD opinion is basically useless (and if you can't appreciate good prog your opinion is probably useless anyway).
SERIOUSLY, don't review a down-tempo electronica album and say that it's sparse like you're removing the veil from in front of your readers' eyes. I mean, who the fuck wants to read a review complaining about a post-hardcore band's dissonance and jagged guitars? I'll tell you who, a blank-slate minded motherfucker who says how far when someone tells him to bend over. Well get ready for the full load dipshit because life is about to ruin your fucking day.
In closing, here is something else that pisses me off:
I hate fucking album reviewers who review albums from genres or styles in which they have no interest. If you don't like, for instance, long track lengths then why in the good Lord's fuck would you review a prog rock album? At that point your ADHD opinion is basically useless (and if you can't appreciate good prog your opinion is probably useless anyway).
SERIOUSLY, don't review a down-tempo electronica album and say that it's sparse like you're removing the veil from in front of your readers' eyes. I mean, who the fuck wants to read a review complaining about a post-hardcore band's dissonance and jagged guitars? I'll tell you who, a blank-slate minded motherfucker who says how far when someone tells him to bend over. Well get ready for the full load dipshit because life is about to ruin your fucking day.
In closing, here is something else that pisses me off:
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