Attention SS nerds/virgins. Ward's guide on how to treat a woman right.

[D1st0rt]

is anything going on in this thread? all I can see is

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[Ward]

1) jerome can't look bad. that's unpossible.
2) he's a good lookin' cat. this is a completely heterosexual and objective point of view, but i'd fuck him. despite being sexually attractive to both a male and female audience, he's got good style, good music, good humour, and good wits about him. not to mention those lennon glasses are fuckin' caaaaash.
3) how did you know about my sexual preference, i must have a tell. perhaps it's because i end every post with i'm sexuall arouse by male nhancemtns!!! in white text. also, re:circlejerk, clockwise boys. OR DO I MEAN COCKWISE? i donno, you figure it out~!

kthxbaii'm sexuall arouse by male nhancemtns!!!

Wow i dont know why u wrote all that gibberish but it further tells me ur a fag.

Now, someone who knows anything about women (there aren't many on ss), plz give this thread a rating. I'm tired of computer geeks telling me I'm wrong.

[Noah]

Why go through the hassle of fighting an entire community, Ward?

Edit: I'd love to fuck an asian chick, but there are few of them in Norway. And those who are here are rarely hot. So it's like finding a rare collectible.

[PaulOakenfold]

ROAR

Get out faggot.

[iLDuce]

Now, someone who knows anything about women (there aren't many on ss), plz give this thread a rating.

OK This thread is rated EF for Extreme Faggotry

Or Extraordinary Failure, take your pick

[Ward]

I knew it
Only SS nerds didn't find this funny

[unrealistic]

Some of them were quite funny.

Ted Bundy would be proud of you Ward.

[screamo]

Looking at this thread for what I hope it was intended for (humor), it really delivers. Some of those were pretty fuckin funny, but anyone with any common decency whatsoever would never do any of them.

[Pandagirl!]

:down:

[MetalHeadz]

Lol, I actually found the list really funny - I love mock women abuse humour. People need to learn to take a joke.

PS. We all know you didn't write them Ward, they're far too funny.

[MetalHeadz]

16. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can.

classic

[Dameon Angell]

Sadly enough, one of my friends, her boyfriend acts this way to her and she loves him. Ward isn't too far off.

[Ward]

It was taken from another forum, but I'm a close follower of that guide

[Zeebu]

what interesting and new thoughts

i have never read this before anywhere

right now, im only having sex wiht one woman, but i think im gonna need to get some new tactics. after i put all of this wonderful advice into use, i will must utilize both fists as well as my weiner to satisfy the copius amounts of vagine that will be throwing itself at me!!!

[PaulOakenfold]

I knew it
Only SS nerds didn't find this funny

More like I heard these kinds of jokes as a freshman in high school.