Attention SS nerds/virgins. Ward's guide on how to treat a woman right.

[Money]

Good joke, Jerome. Seeing as how I'm an acclaimed expert in women and you're a computer geek this guide would be more than beneficial for you to study. However in your case there's one extra step - you need to detach your ass from your computer chair in order to perform the aforementioned ways.

LOL SELF ACCLAIMED

[Money]

It was taken from another forum, but I'm a close follower of that guide

I CAN SEE YOUR SEX LIFE NOW...lemme get my binoculars i can hardly see it

[stark]

Reminds me of the sweet movie quote from "Slackers," where the guy goes "treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud"

[Vykromond]

Sadly enough, one of my friends, her boyfriend acts this way to her and she loves him. Ward isn't too far off.

You are a fucking idiot.

[genocidal]

Lol, I actually found the list really funny - I love mock women abuse humour. People need to learn to take a joke.

PS. We all know you didn't write them Ward, they're far too funny.

This from the guy that takes personal offense at TelCat jokes.

[winipcfg]

More like I heard these kinds of jokes as a freshman in high school.

:up:

[PH]

More like I heard these kinds of jokes as a freshman in high school.

Which you were for six years. Please be more specific and tell us which year it was.

[Kahlan]

1:Kahlan> So Ward says he's an expert on women in the forums.
1:Ubik> that's like saying to go play with yourself and forget girls exist

gg

[PaulOakenfold]

Which you were for six years. Please be more specific and tell us which year it was.

This post is more ironic than the OP.

[Ward]

I CAN SEE YOUR SEX LIFE NOW...lemme get my binoculars i can hardly see it

LOL why are you here and why are you talking, geek? I don't even wanna know the types of crusty old pussy you've fucked, but I'd figure a lot out if I looked at your half-assed dirty tramp of a wife. GG newbie.

[PH]

This post is more ironic than the OP.

stop with the joke posts

[Eric is God]

1:Ubik> that's like saying to go play with yourself and forget girls exist

I can state from personal experience that this is a viable life choice for the extremely cynical and/or lazy.

[PaulOakenfold]

And lack of confidence and self-esteem.

[PjOtTeR]

I can state from personal experience that this is a viable life choice for the extremely cynical and/or lazy.

EiG, don't fuckin lie!!! It's no fuckin choice you dumblenucker..

[genocidal]

dumblenucker..

Cultural divide?