Hey tone, they're getting closer and closer to you're door...clocks.ticking...tick..

[T3l Ca7]

*knock* *knock*

Tone opened the door. Outside stood a young chick in tank top and shorts. 'yo, my name is Volks', the girl said half flirtatiously. Before Tone could answer, the lady pushed Tone inside and closed the door. Threw herself on top of Tone, they landed on the sofa. Tone tried to raise his hands in protest, but Volks ripped open her top before he could make any sound.

Suddenly, the door was cracked open. Stood in the doorway were two men in police uniform. They both pointed their guns in Tone's direction, one of them were reciting 'you are under arrest for statutory rape, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say maybe used against you ...'

Tone tried to explain, but were dumbfounded when he realised who those people were. 'Concreteschlyrd ... Pearl Jam?' he whispered to himself half questioningly.

(to be continued)

[T3l Ca7]

(conspiracy theory)

Pallies was known as an old secret organisation. Many people knew about it but hardly ever spoke about it. It is like a ghost in the window, you thought you had caught a glance of it, when you looked at it again, it was gone.

It was rumoured Pallies had a special way of recruiting people: all potential new recruits would receive an anonymous email asking the person to perform some complicated task and it had to be completed in 3 days. You either had to complete it or you would die from 'an accident'.

(to be continued)

[a21ozcoldcup]

Alright.. ... erotic fiction... with 2d spaceship pilots! A new, untouched genre.

This should be exciting.

[Dant-Zu]

Too bad the Telcat-factor brings the excitement dramatically down.

[D1st0rt]

haven't several of these threads failed in the past


i mean, failed more than a regular telcat thread

[T3l Ca7]

Dana Godless

Dana has worked for FBI for near 9 years. Mostly her cases were about secret organizations, be that drug lords or slave chains. With so much experiences and her sharp intuition, it more usual than not she was able to find leads for her cases in less than two months time, how small those leads might be.

However this time, she hit an dead end. Three months searching has not returned anything. Well, if you discount that piece of information from the notorious underground newspaper 'The dawn' which was edited by so called crazy fanatic 'Tone'.

She picked up that newspaper again and stared at the headline: 'pallies in war with mambo'. She shook her head, how could it be? They were from two different continent ...

[T3l Ca7]

TelCat

The phone rang and startled Dana who drifted into deep thoughts of endless possibilitiies, if, we were to assume the article to be true.

'Hello, godless speaking'

'Hello Dana, it has been a long time'

Dana gasped, 'TC?'

'Indeed. I guess you have been busy lately, that must be the reason for the little intrusion I have been getting from you'.

'I would have contacted you more often, if your price isn't so high'.

If it was a smirk, it was surely muffled. 'Oh dear Dana, if I did not ask for such a hefty price, I would have been bothered with many trivial errands. Let's get straight into business, shall we? I have heard you are investigating clan Pallies recently, would that be the reason for your call?'

Even though Dana often heard stories about TelCat's amazing ability to gather information, she was still surprised regardless.

'And what is your price?' Asked Dana, masking her voice with forced calmness ...

(to be continued)

[Noah]

Ban this bitch now please, for spam.

I'm pretty sure 90% of the forum doesn't care to read her posts anyway, so this should be treated as bumping your own spam thread with smileys.

[T3l Ca7]

U r jealous of my writing talent.

If u r angry, it is okey to go n touch your neighbours cats.

-tel

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

:thumbsup: Awesome literary content! MOAR!

[stark]

:thumbsup: Awesome literary content! MOAR!

My respect for you has deminished.


Aside from that, this looks like something I would have written in a 7th grade creative writing assignment... Not the plot, just the horrible writing style.

[Jeenyuss]

holy shit this is great

[D1st0rt]

tOO BAD t0NE IS NEVER COMEING BACKf TO FOURMZ

[Zeebu]

tOO BAD t0NE IS NEVER COMEING BACKf TO FOURMZ

wat is a corn dgo dooin underneeth teh ocaen?




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[Jerome Scuggs]

9/11=0.8181818181=hahahaha