Did you know...

[Th@ KiLL@]

Did you know...

• ....It's impossible to lick your elbows
  
• ....A crocodile can't streck his tongue out
  
• ....A pig can't look into the air
  
• ....Rats and Horses can't gog
  
• ....If you try to irrepressible a sneeze, you can get a brain- or a wrist infect.
  
• ....If you sneeze, and try to get your eyes open...your eyes can leave
  
• ....Rats can multiply so fast....that they can get in 18 months 1 million descendants
  
• ....The lighter was invented before the matchs
  
• .... 23% defected copying machine (Worldwide)....are because they are trying to copying those assess
  
• ....A sleeping person swallows 30 insects and 10 spiders in a averge life
  
• ....The most of red lipstick contains Fish skins
  
• ....You are trying to lick your elbow

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[Fit of Rage]

Are you high? Or just incredibly stupid?

[sir bracco]

now this is amazing

Originally posted by Shear
Are you high? Or just incredibly stupid?

shear has not only just posted something i agree with but it was slightly intleigent...wow...shear i congardulate u in this and i must say that maybe ur not compleatly brainless...ur still a moron tho

[PaulOakenfold]

Re: Did you know...

Originally posted by Th@ KiLL@
Did you know...

A crocodile can't streck his tongue out

Rats and Horses can't gog

If you sneeze, and try to get your eyes open... your eyes can leave

No eyes don't leave!

[Fit of Rage]

Re: now this is amazing

Originally posted by sir bracco
shear has not only just posted something i agree with but it was slightly intleigent...wow...shear i congardulate u in this and i must say that maybe ur not compleatly brainless...ur still a moron tho

I'm honored, to be sure.

[Hoju]

My friend can lick his elbow because he has an incredibly large tounge. I've seen these before in a class, a teacher got them in an email and told them to the class. At least some of them. And my friend said, "I bet I can." and he did.

[Eeks]

Did you know you it's hard to suck your own genitals?

[Azhran]

Not if you get a couple of ribs removed

[sir bracco]

Originally posted by Azhran
Not if you get a couple of ribs removed

u should probly never talk again

[Azhran]

Originally posted by sir bracco
u should probly never talk again

Unfortunately you still are

[Bioture]

The other day I was in a pub with some other people who don't go to work. Somebody said, 'Did you see Suspicion the other day?' and I shot back, 'Yes, but I have it on video.'
Now, I do have it on video, but that's not how I watched it. You don't start going through your video collection in the middle of a weekday, even if you have only five videos and two of those are Buffy. You may as well launch yourself into a heroin addiction. I watched it on telly, like they all did.

The thing is, we were all programmed for matinee entertainment by the Sunday film of yesteryear (always 3pm, always featuring Judy Garland or the second world war; and, on one marvellous occasion, both). When Sunday shopping became legal, the film was replaced with DIY and bizarrely tedious archaeology (the film, in fact, was a reward for having gone a whole day without going to the shops - somebody should have told us that, before they asked if we wanted Tesco open).

Now, the only way to recreate that Sunday feeling is on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. We can't resist any of them without manufacturing a spurious distinction between interchangeable weekdays. It's like telly is doing this on purpose (don't get me started on cable).

[Fit of Rage]

Originally posted by Bioture
heroin addiction

That's all I needed to know.

[sir bracco]

Originally posted by Shear
That's all I needed to know.

amen shear

[ÆNIMA]

Re: Did you know...

Originally posted by Th@ KiLL@
Did you know...[list][*]....If you sneeze, and try to get your eyes open...your eyes can leave

"Ok righty, let's go...time to leave" WTF English?

[Da1andonly]

Re: now this is amazing

Originally posted by sir bracco
intleigent, congardulate, compleatly, brainless..."ur still a moron tho"

lol =)