For the haters, for the lovers

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Thoughtlessness

I never shall forget my shame
To find my son had forged my name.
If he'd had any thought for others
He might at least have forged his mother's.

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London Calling

When rabies attacked my Uncle Daniel,
And he had fits of barking like a spaniel,
The B.B.C. relayed him (from all stations)
At Children's Hour in "farmyard imitations".

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Grandpapa

Grandpapa fell down a drain;
Couldn't scramble out again.
Now he's floating down the sewer
There's one grandpapa the fewer.

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Bishop Prout

In Burma, once, while Bishop Prout
Was preaching on Predestination,
There came a sudden waterspout
And drowned the congregation.
"O Heav'n!" he cried, "why can't you wait
Until they've handed round the plate?"

[Mayo Inc.]

-POEM-

One day i wrote a poem for the TW forums
It went like this:

Shut up.

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ha

[ZeUs!!]

Originally posted by Mayo Inc.
-POEM-

One day i wrote a poem for the TW forums
It went like this:

Shut up.

All good poems rhyme

[Volcs]

If you jackasses don't wanna take shit seriously, don't post in this thread. Some of this shit is important to people, why mock?

[froedrick]

Um not mine, But a Song that I love.





Ive this creeping
Suspicion that things here are not as they seem
Reassure me
Why do i feel as if im in too deep
Now Ive been praying
For some way to show them
Im not what they see
Yes, I have done wrong
But what I did i thought needed be done
I swear

Unholy day
If i leave now i might get away
Oh but this weighs on me
As heavy as stone and as blue as i go
I was just wondering if youd come along
To hold up my head when my head wont hold on
Ill do the same if the sames what you want
But if not Ill go
I will go alone
Im a long way
From that fools mistake
And now forever pay
No,run
I will run and Ill be ok
I was just wondering if youd come along
Hold up my head when my head wont hold on
Ill do the same if the sames what u want
But if not Ill go
I will go alone
I go a long way
To bury the past for i dont want to pay
Oh how i wish this
To turn back the clock and do over again
I was just wondering if youd come along
Hold up my head when my head wont hold on
Ill do the same if the sames what you want
But if not Ill go
I will go alone

I need so
To stay in your arms,see u smile,hold u close
And it weighs on me
As heavy as stone and a bone chilling cold
I was just wondering if youd come along
Tell me you will