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  • #16
    I don't care, I just go to the store & pick a box up & pay it like a normal "object" that u buy in a store
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    • #17
      heh the worst are those cheap bastards buying them at the dollar store. If im gonna buy a rubber its gonna be the most expensive, also sams club ftw
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      • #18
        Having been a cashier at a supermarket, I think the best thing to do is NOT say anything. It's only awkward when someone tries to explain themselves or act out of the ordinary.
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        • #19
          I've never bought condoms and on the off chance I ever decide to have sex again I'd have to buy Trojan Magnum XL's which I'm way too socially awkward to do.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
            well you're buying them because you're going to get laid soon, right? Nothing wrong with buying that shit- gotta keep your little man protected. If you're packing some serious shit and you're rolling with the magnum big boys, hit up the pretty girl with a convo and you could even get a number. Protecting yourself and getting more pussy at the same time, good stuff.
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            • #21
              Well I buy condoms like any other things, once I even asked my mother where the hell condoms were located since it was 1st time I bought them where she worked. :fear:

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              • #22
                goin to buy a vibrating cock ring tonight
                a) is this pleasurable for both of us? (we're trying something new, things are getting too routine with different types of condoms i.e. studded, bulges, heat, flavoured etc)
                b) is it worth it?
                c) could this be awkward? (its at loblaws)
                the price is right, bitch.

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                • #23
                  can't say it's really embaressing or anything. If you bought them at a sex shop or something it's not in the least, I guess the only real risk is that like your parents friends or something run into you while buying them. I do remember once buy a pack of condoms as well as a box of cookies and a dvd they had on sale for 5 bucks (VOLCANO BITCHES!) and the clerk looked at me funny. Not a good funny, a 'who the fuck do yuo think you are' funny. So i looked him right in the eye and said in a loud voice "I GUESS MY NIGHT IS PLANNED!"
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                  • #24
                    I wank into XL condoms then leave them in obvious places in my apartment to make it look like I'm a stud to impress my friends. B)

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                      I can speak from the pretty girl being a cashier viewpoint here.
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                      anyways who uses condoms

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                        Once this super nerdy looking guy came through with Magnums, and we all knew that there was no way in hell he was getting laid (or needed Magnums).
                        Just because he's a nerd doesn't mean he's packin' heat.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                          I can speak from the awkward closet spaceship game playing girl being a cashier viewpoint here.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by NoLimitSoldier View Post
                            heh the worst are those cheap bastards buying them at the dollar store. If im gonna buy a rubber its gonna be the most expensive, also sams club ftw
                            hahaha sounds like those idiots that use those cheap ass coin-machine condom dispensers in shady places. Fucking no-name brand cheap ass condoms.

                            Originally posted by Pandagirl!
                            I can speak from the pretty girl being a cashier viewpoint here.
                            yea that's pretty funny
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Noah View Post
                              I honestly can't remember buying condoms, I used to be a moron fucking around without. Thankfully, from what I can remember, most chicks I've slept with has provided me with condoms.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Hero* View Post
                                goin to buy a vibrating cock ring tonight
                                a) is this pleasurable for both of us? (we're trying something new, things are getting too routine with different types of condoms i.e. studded, bulges, heat, flavoured etc)
                                b) is it worth it?
                                c) could this be awkward? (its at loblaws)
                                a) Yes

                                b) its only 20 mins...

                                c) No
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