I don't care, I just go to the store & pick a box up & pay it like a normal "object" that u buy in a store
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heh the worst are those cheap bastards buying them at the dollar store. If im gonna buy a rubber its gonna be the most expensive, also sams club ftwDevest.proboards.com
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Having been a cashier at a supermarket, I think the best thing to do is NOT say anything. It's only awkward when someone tries to explain themselves or act out of the ordinary.TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
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Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Postwell you're buying them because you're going to get laid soon, right? Nothing wrong with buying that shit- gotta keep your little man protected. If you're packing some serious shit and you're rolling with the magnum big boys, hit up the pretty girl with a convo and you could even get a number. Protecting yourself and getting more pussy at the same time, good stuff.
Originally posted by Saturn V View PostI knew I heard y'all laughing as I was leaving.4:BigKing> xD
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4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
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4:BigKing> xD
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goin to buy a vibrating cock ring tonight
a) is this pleasurable for both of us? (we're trying something new, things are getting too routine with different types of condoms i.e. studded, bulges, heat, flavoured etc)
b) is it worth it?
c) could this be awkward? (its at loblaws)the price is right, bitch.
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can't say it's really embaressing or anything. If you bought them at a sex shop or something it's not in the least, I guess the only real risk is that like your parents friends or something run into you while buying them. I do remember once buy a pack of condoms as well as a box of cookies and a dvd they had on sale for 5 bucks (VOLCANO BITCHES!) and the clerk looked at me funny. Not a good funny, a 'who the fuck do yuo think you are' funny. So i looked him right in the eye and said in a loud voice "I GUESS MY NIGHT IS PLANNED!"The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerAll space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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Originally posted by Pandagirl! View PostOnce this super nerdy looking guy came through with Magnums, and we all knew that there was no way in hell he was getting laid (or needed Magnums).
Trust.
Nerd chicks are freaky.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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Originally posted by Pandagirl! View PostI can speak from the awkward closet spaceship game playing girl being a cashier viewpoint here.
EDIT: fuck you money.7:Warcraft> Why don't white people hit their kids anymore?
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Originally posted by NoLimitSoldier View Postheh the worst are those cheap bastards buying them at the dollar store. If im gonna buy a rubber its gonna be the most expensive, also sams club ftw
Originally posted by Pandagirl!I can speak from the pretty girl being a cashier viewpoint here.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Noah View PostI honestly can't remember buying condoms, I used to be a moron fucking around without. Thankfully, from what I can remember, most chicks I've slept with has provided me with condoms.You ate some priest porridge
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Originally posted by Hero* View Postgoin to buy a vibrating cock ring tonight
a) is this pleasurable for both of us? (we're trying something new, things are getting too routine with different types of condoms i.e. studded, bulges, heat, flavoured etc)
b) is it worth it?
c) could this be awkward? (its at loblaws)
b) its only 20 mins...
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1:Rudy> We don't let Barton out much
1:Rudy> He has a habit of touching things he's not supposed to
1:Rudy> Like fire, and boobies
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