Buying Condoms n stuff

[Lizard Fuel]

This is more out of curiosity than anything.

If you were buying a pack of condoms, what do you think would better describe the situation. Embarrassing or Empowering? What if the girl behind the counter was pretty? If your a chick, same questions, except with a good looking dude behind the counter. How about with something silly like lube, or hemorrhoid cream? Would you take measures to make sure as few people as possible saw what you were purchasing? I'm fascinated.

[Facetious]

I used to always buy condoms at self-checkout but now I don't really give a shit. Sometimes I make a joke and sometimes not depending on what the cashier does with the eye contact. I'd much rather be the person buying condoms than the cashier, probably. I'd want to make a comment to ease the tension but that could probably get me into trouble.

If I had to buy hemorrhoid cream it'd be self-checkout every time.

Once my girlfriend got a UTI and got pills that said "take post-coital" and I was there when she picked them up, that was awkward.

[Scurvy]

fuck condoms if you've got a girl you can trust on birth control :wub:

[Dameon Angell]

The first time was kinda embarassing, lol. I don't think I met anyone who didn't have that "The first time I bought a condom...." story. But, after that, it's just "whatever", I guess. It'd be more embarrassing if people thought I slept around with girls without protection, really.

[Liquid Blue]

This is more out of curiosity than anything.

If you were buying a pack of condoms, what do you think would better describe the situation. Embarrassing or Empowering? What if the girl behind the counter was pretty? If your a chick, same questions, except with a good looking dude behind the counter. How about with something silly like lube, or hemorrhoid cream? Would you take measures to make sure as few people as possible saw what you were purchasing? I'm fascinated.

well you're buying them because you're going to get laid soon, right? Nothing wrong with buying that shit- gotta keep your little man protected. If you're packing some serious shit and you're rolling with the magnum big boys, hit up the pretty girl with a convo and you could even get a number. Protecting yourself and getting more pussy at the same time, good stuff.

[Lizard Fuel]

Well thats the "empowering" part, buying condoms is like announcing that you are about to get laid, I think. What could be embarrassing, is lets face it....Most of us aren't packing a meat missile worthy of Hollywood Fame. Would anyone buy magnums just to make themselves look good in front of other people?

[Noah]

I honestly can't remember buying condoms, I used to be a moron fucking around without. Thankfully, from what I can remember, most chicks I've slept with has provided me with condoms.

From what I know today, I have no children, the only small chance is a chick in Berlin, but I'm guessing I'd hear it from that end for now. I also tested myself for STDs after it got serious with my girlfriend, so I've been lucky.

[Scurvy]

i'd rather buy rubbers too small to imress a chick then lose a magnum inside of her

[Mr. 420]

The first time was kinda embarassing, lol. I don't think I met anyone who didn't have that "The first time I bought a condom...." story. But, after that, it's just "whatever", I guess. It'd be more embarrassing if people thought I slept around with girls without protection, really.

Someday DA, you will have your "my first time I bought condoms" story.

=]

[Saturn V]

There's nothing embarrassing about throwing down a pack of Trojan Magnum's.










They don't know that on my way home I stop and get the normal sized ones. -_-

[Jerome Scuggs]

i bought my first pack with my girlfriend, i felt like a fucking champ

[Pandagirl!]

I can speak from the pretty girl being a cashier viewpoint here. I was a cashier/customer service for almost 2 years. It could get pretty embarrassing sometimes. Once, a friend I had when I was little came through my line, not knowing that it was me. He set down two boxes of Magnums. It was pretty embarrassing for the both of us, once we recognized each other.

I usually get pretty embarrassed if I have to buy stuff where I work. Considering I work at a grocery store and everyone knows me, there is no privacy in anything I buy, even if I do go through self-checkout. People always come over to talk. I can't even buy tampons without being harrassed at my store, lol.

A lot of time cashiers joke about people who bought condoms after they leave. Once this super nerdy looking guy came through with Magnums, and we all knew that there was no way in hell he was getting laid (or needed Magnums). I had one chick come through my line with condoms and a douche. Yea. Ew. I also had a very overweight middle aged woman come through my line with a cucumber, a banana, and a condom. Again, ew.

Speaking of Magnums, I had a college aged student come in once to return a box of Magnums. I asked her if they were opened or anything and she replied, "No fucking way... he wasn't as big as he said he was!" I giggled.

[Saturn V]

Once this super nerdy looking guy came through with Magnums, and we all knew that there was no way in hell he was getting laid (or needed Magnums).

I knew I heard y'all laughing as I was leaving.

[Epinephrine]

People come to me for Viagra. Now THAT'S awkward.

[MirrorriM]

It doesnt phase me really. If I can buy tampons at a guy's register, I can buy condoms/lube.