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  • #91
    exalt is holding it down at 11 3/4 inches.
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Nickname View Post
      exalt is holding it down at 11 3/4 inches.
      I like 12 inch meatball subs too!

      Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
      Once you are married and know the woman you are with has no STDs and doesn't cheat on you, you can just get her on the pill if you don't wanna get pregnant.
      Even when you have a stable relationship with a person you trust and love then using the pill is fine. I'd hate to say this always works because people cheat but realistically I'm more likely to cheat than she is, not that I plan on it but she wouldn't be the one to do it. Know who you're with and what type of relationship you have, for me her being on the pill is enough for me to stay away from condoms 90% of the time. I still have to pull out.... friggin gay.
      it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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      • #93
        so you guys know that pulling out doesn't prevent pregnancies in the least, right?

        I'm not the only one that paid attention in health class, am I?
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #94
          You're quite alone LB, I'm the result of a back-seat grope fest and a broken prophylactic.

          I've got one kid in every continent, my chances of one of them hitting big has quadrupled, who's gonna look after cops in 15 years? Hollywood kid is.
          it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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          • #95
            rofl

            I wish I could find my "spreading mud babies all around the world" post, in response to some old racist idiot on here
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #96
              the truth is a lot of girls are into guys that are mixed. If I have a child it'll be Indian/Portugese/French/British/Irish/Scotish.

              It'd be 5/8's white
              3/8's brown/spanish

              I'm gonna make one sexy baby one day.
              it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                so you guys know that pulling out doesn't prevent pregnancies in the least, right?

                I'm not the only one that paid attention in health class, am I?
                if done properly, yeah it do.
                not so much in the prevention of stds n shit but preggos? yessir.

                and cops, it goes both ways. i love mixed broads.
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                  if done properly, yeah it do.
                  not so much in the prevention of stds n shit but preggos? yessir.

                  and cops, it goes both ways. i love mixed broads.
                  You should answer the phone, it's the child support police.
                  Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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                  • #99
                    tihs one time when i was having sex

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                    • Originally posted by Epinephrine View Post
                      People come to me for Viagra. Now THAT'S awkward.
                      on that same note epine, i have had a couple guys i had to take care who were post op penile implants. now that is awkward.
                      A glass can only spill what it contains.

                      "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

                      "I do not really understand myself these days. I am supposed to be an average, reasonable, & intelligent young man. However, lately (I cannot recall when it started) I have been a victim of many unusual & irrational thoughts."-Charles Whitman

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                      • Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                        if done properly, yeah it do.
                        not so much in the prevention of stds n shit but preggos? yessir.

                        and cops, it goes both ways. i love mixed broads.


                        Sperm can be located in precum, which is slowly released during intercourse before actual ejaculation... a girl can get pregnant from precum.
                        1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                        1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                        1:trashed> wha
                        1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                        1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                        1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                        1:trashed> i download my own

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                        1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                        • Originally posted by Cops View Post
                          dude, if I was your friend and you said this to me I'd call you a fag. Since this is a forum and I must act mature, at least sometimes? I wouldn't really know what to say to this. It's pretty awkward either way.
                          I completely agree and I wasn't looking for advice as I already pay someone $150 an hour for that (therapist not a prostitute)

                          This minor issue is far down the list of things that I worry about. I haven't had sex for 5 years and I don't really miss it much. My main concern right now is survival, sex can wait.

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                          • pfft, lb said in the least. obviously it's not the smartest way to not get someone preggers, but if you're not a complete fuck-up you can do it properly and have a good chance of not getting her pregnant. there's an article on wikipedia that i'm too lazy to link to.
                            Originally posted by turmio
                            jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                            Originally posted by grand
                            I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                            • Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                              pfft, lb said in the least. obviously it's not the smartest way to not get someone preggers, but if you're not a complete fuck-up you can do it properly and have a good chance of not getting her pregnant. there's an article on wikipedia that i'm too lazy to link to.
                              Alright let me clarify then. Pulling out is a dumb alternative to using a condom. Not only can you still get the chick pregnant, but you also run the risk of catching an STD if she has anything.

                              Sometimes guys offer to "pull out" to prevent pregnancy. Studies show that of 100 women that try this method, 19 will get pregnant within the year.

                              The problem is that while a full ejaculation contains hundreds of millions of sperm, even a few drops can contain millions of sperm in it. A guy's sex organ makes fluid as soon as it gets excited, to help lubricate the sex process. Those lubricating fluids have sperm in them, just like the real ejaculate does. So as soon as a guy gets excited, he has sperm being put out - and if those sperm get anywhere near a girl's vagina, they can get in her and impregnate her. That's what those sperm are made to do!

                              So don't ever rely on the "pull out" method. It simply doesn't work.
                              http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art11631.asp


                              If you are concerned about pregnancy, pulling out (a.k.a., withdrawal) is not the most reliable or forgiving form of contraception. Re-inserting your penis after you've ejaculated (outside the vagina) is not safe either. Within the first few hours after ejaculation, there is usually some sperm left in the urethra. The amount left behind is nowhere near the amount of sperm in the typical ejaculate, but it still presents a risk.
                              http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1186.html

                              There is no way anyone could give you the odds on a pregnancy without an ejaculation as there are many variables involved. There could be a very small number of active sperm in your pre-ejaculate, but could those swim and fertilize and egg? Who knows. Did your partner ovulate, etc. There is no way to calculate this risk. Don't have unprotected sex, ever. Unless you want to conceive. The worrying and waiting is not worth the risk of taking a chance. If you know you ejaculated, then you might talk to your partner about emergency contraception. For more read about it.
                              http://www.coolnurse.com/sex_faqs25.htm

                              Pulling out is not a very reliable method for young people because some guys lack the experience and self-control to pull out in time, or they say they will pull out, and then they get so excited and carried away that they don't. Also, some guys can't tell when they are going to ejaculate.
                              http://www.teenwire.com/education/activity-006.php


                              Now I know how some of you guys feel. You're having a good night at some party, or you're chillin out with a chick and end up alone in her apartment (Nick I gotta tell you about that one sometime), or whatever- point is you end up in a spot without a condom at the ready. Don't listen to your dick son, I know it's rough but don't do that shit. Especially if you have just recently met the chick. I hate doing it but sometimes you just have to say no to pussy. Babies are fucking expensive and I don't trust that pull-out method at all.

                              Almost every motherfucker that uses the pull-out method cannot afford to have a kid- you know what, fuck it- every single motherfucker using the pull-out method cannot afford a kid. I'm pretty sure most don't want to wonder why their dick starts itching or seeping puss but let's just stick with the chick getting pregnant. Condoms are cheap (compared to diapers and daycare) and available all over the place, for a very good reason. Yes it feels better without one but it is not worth getting the chick pregnant. Wrap your shit up son, wrap that shit up.
                              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                              • no arguments here that it's a dumb idea.
                                Originally posted by turmio
                                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                                Originally posted by grand
                                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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