Funny news

[Fluffz]

this should get its owh thread because i know you nerds are gone go apeshit over it but:

You have to choose between 3 greens: Behind one is fc, behind the others is energy loss. You choose which green you want to get, but after that someone picks up one of those greens and reports energy loss. If you stick to your original choice your chance of getting the fc is 1/3, if you switch your choice it is 2/3.

The (real) pro tips of SS.

[genocidal]

Welcome to Statistics 101, Fluffz. I'm sure you'll do very well.

[Fluffz]

nerds are gone go apeshit

apeshit

predictable apeshit fails to amuse me.

[Vykromond]

the monty hall problem

are you eleven years old

[Fluffz]

You fools, the Monty Hall problem is about cars, goats and probabilities. The Fluffz Dilemma is about greens and the dark, foul pits of human subconsciousness. It is a psychological experiment to separates those who have an urge to pornograph their overcompensation of insufficient intelligence. The problem i stated was clearly not the Monty Hall problem but something that looks like it for someone who never actually understood the Monty Hall problem whatsoever.

The chance is 1/2 in either case, not to post was the correct solution.

[Vykromond]

the problem is no one reads your posts because they're all terrible

so whatever strategy you were trying to do automatically failed

sorry

[T3l Ca7]

Kea steals Scottish man's passport in New Zealand

The passport was in a brightly coloured courier bag in the luggage compartment of a bus heading into the popular tourist destination of Milford Sound in the Fiordland region of the South Island, the Southland Times reports.

The kea, the world's only alpine parrot, struck when the bus stopped and the driver was busy in the luggage compartment. When the driver turned around the startled kea flew away with the passport.

Click here for the full story.

[Broly]

hi telcat

[T3l Ca7]

hi telcat

Hey Broly

Kea parrots are so intelligent (& aggressive), watch this video.

How I looooove those birds, got to visit NZ soon

[Golden_Aim]

hi honey, yiyiyiyi ;D

[T3l Ca7]

hi honey, yiyiyiyi ;D

Hey How are things?

[T3l Ca7]

Fake model scout convinces Sydney man to strip

Police are looking for a chubby man in his 50s who posed as a male modelling agent on the northern beaches and convinced a 19-year-old man to strip for him during an audition.

Click here for the full story.

[PaulOakenfold]

that sound like a really funny news :grin:

[soup]

that sound like a really funny news :grin:

she wishes that someone would ask her to strip, she's naked in 0,4 sec

[Jedi DC]

possum knocks out power grid, lool