Burn/Freeze

[Eric is God]

Can't have an open casket funeral if you burn to death.

[Pummel]

freeze.....

[death row]

How about this: would you rather take your chances in the water with a hungry great white shark, looking to attack? or would you rather be caught in the woods with a hungry grizzley bear, looking to attack.

yikes :death:

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Freezing. Totally.

[Vatican Assassin]

burned alive is better cuz for a few seconds there you could pretend you are the devil and get a good laugh. finish it off with the wicked witch of the west i'm melting, i'm meltinggg

sometimes when you die you release your bowels and take a leak. in the cold it just freezes all over you dick and leg and makes you look like a real idiot. in the fire it gives you a refreshing sensation.

[Ronn]

How about this: would you rather take your chances in the water with a hungry great white shark, looking to attack? or would you rather be caught in the woods with a hungry grizzley bear, looking to attack.

yikes :death:

Well youll have more chance of escaping the bear but the shark would destroy you in seconds so id go with shark death but bear situation.

[Vergilius]

Well youll have more chance of escaping the bear but the shark would destroy you in seconds so id go with shark death but bear situation.

dont count on it you can escape, bears are fucking fast. i'd choose the shark

[MetalHeadz]

Being burnt because after a few seconds of feeling extreme heat your brain releases endorphins into your body which dulls the pain almost completely. It would be momentary agony but atleast you wouldn't be thinking about dying for hours, it'd just be 'shit this is hot, shit im feeling euphoric, shit im gone'. Freezing would be prolonged and uncomfortable paid where you body gradually slows down and the idea of death would be playing on your mind all the time.

Sick question voth, but I love hypotheticals.
Edit: A hypothetical me and some friends thought of:
-Would you rather be anally raped by 12 verocious, well hung black men that had a racist disposition and a morbid dislike for life. Or would you rather sentence your immediate family to be raped by 'an assortment' of wild animals.

[MetalHeadz]

dont count on it you can escape, bears are fucking fast. i'd choose the shark

Not for shit, if I was up against a beast of nature I'd much rather be on land whatever the survival prospects. I mean, I'm a good swimmer but in the ocean your fuckin' easy pickings for a shark. On the land I think 'Oh I could run away', 'I could climb a tree', 'I could sharpen a giant log and thrust it into the belly of the bear' - none of which can be achieved in water. In other words, you're at the mercy of the sharks appetite.

[Galleleo]

I would go for the bear:

Bear 1

Bear 2

[Galleleo]

Not for shit, if I was up against a beast of nature I'd much rather be on land whatever the survival prospects. I mean, I'm a good swimmer but in the ocean your fuckin' easy pickings for a shark. On the land I think 'Oh I could run away', 'I could climb a tree', 'I could sharpen a giant log and thrust it into the belly of the bear' - none of which can be achieved in water. In other words, you're at the mercy of the sharks appetite.

Yes, cause when a bear is about ready to attack you, you have tons of time to find yourself a giant log that is not to heavy for you to lift, but still big enough. And then sharpen it. And bears can climb trees.

However a bear can be escaped if you are agile enough.

[Eric is God]

How about this: would you rather take your chances in the water with a hungry great white shark, looking to attack? or would you rather be caught in the woods with a hungry grizzley bear, looking to attack.

yikes :death:

Definitely the bear. Even if you managed to fend off the shark you would die from even minor wounds out on the ocean. I've watched enough Survivorman to know that a forest is a much better place to be stranded compared with the ocean.

[Xog]

I wanna freeze to death in outerspace.. imagine how that would feel? WOULD you feel in a vacuum?

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

However a bear can be escaped if you are agile enough.

[Cops]

I'm with freezing, you'd pass out and die. Burning requires your skin melting off your body while your still alive, you'd die but it'd be a lot more painful.