TW and H.M.S. Stargazer saved my eyesight.

[Vermillion Flame]

I blew out a candle, and candlewax spattered in my eye. I immediately went to TW and after my chats failed me, I did a ?help call. Lo and behold, Stargazer answered and told me to rinse it in cold water and saved my eyesight, and possibly my life!

Never again shall I ever doubt the helpfulness of ?help.

::gives H.M.S. Stargazer a cup of tea::

[genocidal]

That should have been common sense...

[AcidBomber]

You got wax in your eye, yet, the first thing you did was NOT to clean it out, but to ask for help in TW?

LOL

[T3l Ca7]

I blew out a candle, and candlewax spattered in my eye. I immediately went to TW and after my chats failed me, I did a ?help call. Lo and behold, Stargazer answered and told me to rinse it in cold water and saved my eyesight, and possibly my life!

Were you using the other eye during that whole time? How did the fact you were only able to use one eye made you feel?

Wait, how did the candlewax got into your eye in the first place? I have never heard candlewax spattered into someone's eye when he/she tried to blow out a candle.

[Money]

i see telcat cant read first sentences

HERE YA GO BITCH:
"I blew out a candle, and candlewax spattered in my eye."

[Vatican Assassin]

i often consult ?help for marrital advice, or if i gst my dick stuck in something it shouldnt be in, like candlewax

[Vykromond]

::sips tea::

[Barton]

lol flame u silly sod

[Mantra-Slider]

Im worried about the 3 first replies to this thread!

[Fluffz]

gosh you nerds dont get it, candle is street slang for dick.

[Zerzera]

This creates a whole new perspective on Lady Diana. Though I am not street smart enough to understand what 'wind' means.

[Barton]

gosh you nerds dont get it, candle is street slang for dick.

that does even make less sense to get "candlewax" in your eye when you blew out a "candle"


but heck this is fucking funny

[Cyrus]

however, playin subspace with one eye wouldn't be all that bad since it's 2D anyways

[Pearl Jam]

:::hands vykromond some tea:::

[Zeebu]

:::teas pearl jam some hand:::