TW and H.M.S. Stargazer saved my eyesight.

[Pummel]

what the fuck

[PaulOakenfold]

Did you die

[Dameon Angell]

So, guys. I got a problem. There are a lot of flames around me right now and it's very hot. It's a bit hazy right now, so I can't see the keyboard too well, but it shouldn't be a problem. Oh, and I'm losing oxygen.

What should I do?

[AcidBomber]

So, guys. I got a problem. There are a lot of flames around me right now and it's very hot. It's a bit hazy right now, so I can't see the keyboard too well, but it shouldn't be a problem. Oh, and I'm losing oxygen.

What should I do?

Oh no! It sounds like you're in a fire! Abandon your computer, run outside and dial 9-1-1 immediately!

[spyder]

you have an iq of a german shepherd

[Dameon Angell]

you have an iq of a german shepherd

Lol, that's insulting to the German Shepherd.

[Doc Flabby]

So, guys. I got a problem. There are a lot of flames around me right now and it's very hot. It's a bit hazy right now, so I can't see the keyboard too well, but it shouldn't be a problem. Oh, and I'm losing oxygen.

What should I do?

keep playing. Its just some temporary lag :P

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

I blew out a candle, and candlewax spattered in my eye. I immediately went to TW and after my chats failed me, I did a ?help call. Lo and behold, Stargazer answered and told me to rinse it in cold water and saved my eyesight, and possibly my life!

Never again shall I ever doubt the helpfulness of ?help.

::gives H.M.S. Stargazer a cup of tea::

I remember this! Good to hear you are well!

[Pearl Jam]

So, guys. I got a problem. There are a lot of flames around me right now and it's very hot. It's a bit hazy right now, so I can't see the keyboard too well, but it shouldn't be a problem. Oh, and I'm losing oxygen.

What should I do?

It sounds like you're dying in a fire! If this is what you're actually trying to do, here are some other ways to die faster:

1. Inhale as much smoke as possible (going out like a mark ass bitch)

2.Run through the flames, catching fire, then run through your neighborhood flailing wildly and screaming "FLAME ON!!!" over and over, which will make a horrible lasting impression on small children viewing your epic death (going out like a champion)

If you need anymore help, I'll be raw dogging an electric stapler, straight Johnny Wad style. Respect.

[T3l Ca7]

So, guys. I got a problem. There are a lot of flames around me right now and it's very hot. It's a bit hazy right now, so I can't see the keyboard too well, but it shouldn't be a problem. Oh, and I'm losing oxygen.

What should I do?

Bring you and your laptop to the other side of the BBQ stove? You know, the side that the wind blow from?

[Money]

So, guys. I got a problem. There are a lot of flames around me right now and it's very hot. It's a bit hazy right now, so I can't see the keyboard too well, but it shouldn't be a problem. Oh, and I'm losing oxygen.

What should I do?

stop drop and roll mutha fucka

[Money]

Bring you and your laptop to the other side of the BBQ stove? You know, the side that the wind blow from?

you just lowered my IQ

[Fit of Rage]

www.webmd.com

[soup]

lol you idiot!!

[Dack Falu]

lol you idiot!!

lol you idiot!!