What would you do?

[Soul Survivor]

A close friend of mine was checking his bank account on Thursday. When he logged in, he looked at his account balance which read over a million dollars. He is sure it is a mistake. However he has a couple of Millionare friends that might have deposited that large sum of money into his account. A car was promised if that money is his. There is a 45 day period for the bank to fix the mistake if it is one. He is not touching the money unil then.


My question is this what would you do if this happend to you?

What would you ask for?



P.S. I haven't asked him for anything, because a true friend wouldn't do that.

[Nockm]

I would post a new thread about it in a two-dimensional internet spaceship game forum.

[Pearl Jam]

Would one of his friends happen to be a Nigerian prince that named him as an heir?

If so, tell him that I keep getting e-mails from that guy's lawyer.

[Singularity]

I have this happening to me all the time.
What I usually do is order a large amount of euro coins and build a large fortress with it in my back garden. I then proceed to defend this money fortress against homeless people until I tire of the game and spend the rest of the month snorting insane lines of coke with all my friends.
Sometimes cars get bought ye.

[Zerzera]

I would tell my latent homosexual and still bigot friend about it, so he could post about it on the forums. It would be a welcome relief from his pro human right violation agenda. It's all about being a good citizen.

[stark]

Would one of his friends happen to be a Nigerian prince that named him as an heir?

If so, tell him that I keep getting e-mails from that guy's lawyer.

And all he had to do was give his credit information/SSN and send them $2,500!

[Eric is God]

Quite a few people I'd like to see tortured and killed. I'm sure a million dollar donation to the Republican party goes a long way...

[dads revenge]

tell ya what I will hold the cash for him and you just say you gave it to dad all is well

[PH]

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpost.php?p=604750

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Seriously, I would take a crap load of atm receipts. Then head to the classy bars, and give my # out. Once the women check the acoount balance, you know they will give you a good time . Whether you have the money or not, you have the receipts.

[Pummel]

I would donate it to the needy.



Lol not really, probably something involving beating up hookers and vast amounts of alcohol.

[Melon]

I would take all the money and put it in seperate accounts and let it gain interest. Then if the bank asked for it back because they made a mistake... I'd still have a little left over to play with.

[PaulOakenfold]

What would you do?

If your son is at home, cryin all alone on teh bedroom floor

cuz he's hungry
and the only way the feed him is
to sleep with a man for a ltile bit of money
but his dadddy's gone
so we're smoking rock now
in out of lock down i aint' got a job now so for you thius is just a good time, but for me thyis is what i call life
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Zizu]

i would pay people to join my squad of trenchwars of subspace. OH WAIT SOME NERD ALREADY DID THAT

[Soul Survivor]

I would take all the money and put it in seperate accounts and let it gain interest. Then if the bank asked for it back because they made a mistake... I'd still have a little left over to play with.

That is what I told him to do, but he said that every lawyer he talked to, told him not to touch the money until they can figure out where it came from or the 45 day period is up.