this is the moment where i realize that i am too old for contemporary internet humor. people believe this story about baiting? im lost. i think its a good thing.
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Originally posted by Mela View Post
I probably laughed at an old picture but that thing is funny as hell.Maverick
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I just got this one
FROM THE DESK OF MR PEDRO BENSON.
ACCOUNTS PAYABLE ACCOUNTANT/CREDIT MANAGER
#63, Crockford Lane, Chimeham Basingstoke,
RG36, 8AL United Kingdom.
Email: pedrobenson@live.com
Regarding John
With due esteem respect please I beg your pardon for this unsolicited
nature,
it was out of desperation and Curiosity that made me to contact
you. to introduce myself .
I am Mr Pedro Benson, . I am the personal accountant to Mr John,a
national of your country,who used to work with Capresa -Calibrados de
Precision SA{CCDP}a Steel Company here in UK, herein shall be referred
as
my customer.
On the 11th of March 2004 at about 0639 Gmt, my customer, his wife{Lady
Juliet and their two children {Rose and Dan } were involved in a
ghastly Train Bomb blast along Atocha Train Center here in Madrid,that
got
191 people killed ,and 1,800 injured, unfortunately,him and his family
were victims that lost thier lives.You can view this page for more
information
{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_11%2C_2004_Madrid_attacks}
Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any
of my customer, extended relatives, this has also
proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last
name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family or any
close
name to his, hence I contacted you. I am contacting you to assist in
repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before
they
get liquidated or declares it unserviceable by the bank where this
huge deposits were lodged, particularly HAVING BANKS UNITED KINGDOM,
where the deceased had his account valued precisely to be
£10.5Million (Ten Million Five Hindred Thousand Pounds).
The bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the
account liquidated within the next twenty one official working days.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a national of same
country to stand in as the next of kin , so that the fruits of this
old man's labour will not get into the hands of some group of corrupt
government officials who will get rid of the money and share it for
their
own selfish interest and greed.
Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 10
months now, I seek your prompt consent to present you as the next of
kin
of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds
of this account valued at £10.5Million (Ten Million Five Hindred
Thousand Pounds). can be paid to you and
then you and I can share the money according to any agreed ratio.
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Looking forward to your swift reply.
Truly yours,
Mr. Pedro Benson.
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bait!
we can help you come up with stories :fear:
read that forum for some guidelines as a newbie baiterOriginally posted by DislikedHowever, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.
Originally posted by concealedwhen i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
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