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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
i know. my gf just got a tickler
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why is this in useless crap while phone sex is still in general discussion?
musical chairs, everybody.
ps: liquid, we want details when you're sober. (and we still want nickname's fucking story.)Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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they're fun for about 30 seconds then you realize it's just a novelty.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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there's no epic story ph, I'm not going to blueball you like Nick has done for months ( :wub: Nicky ) . They're great though Cops, I'm not used to them yet so you can shove a banana down your pee-hole.
work ahoy!My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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dick-bitch
they're fun the first time, enjoy it well you can mofo
it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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This post were directed at your pre-edited post, cops.
Now it's just junk because you edited yours.
Last edited by Noah; 03-17-2008, 08:54 AM.Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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you should have still went for itOriginally posted by Noah View PostThis post were directed at your pre-edited post, cops.
Now it's just junk because you edited yours.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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So should you have!Originally posted by Cops View PostDa1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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rewind? quote what I said and reply to it.it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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Sure Cops, let me just access the part of my brain where I memorize every post I read/skim through on this forum.
Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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Personally, i'm not a fan.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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sameOriginally posted by Nickname View PostDICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
DICE TWLB SEASON 13 CHAMP
DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 15 CHAMP
DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 16 CHAMP
1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
1:waven> is if im going to prison
1:waven> no one gonna try to rape meComment
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Studs are much better, but I'm guessing that "tongue rings" is used in a "pierced tongue" , and that everyone is talking about studs.
Anyway, I instantly become more turned on when I see a stud on their tongue. It basically tells me "Hi, I took this because I wanted to be able to suck dicks better".Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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mad trashy, homesPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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