St. Patrick's Day

[gran guerrero]

Yeah, I'm not Irish. I could give 2 shits less about it. But if there is a holiday where everyone just uses it as an excuse to drink on a weekday, I'm in regardless.

So how was everyone's night.

Mine:

I took some Irish coffee liquor shots, drank on Irish liquor coffee (pretty much cream and whiskey) and finished at least 3/4ths (not sure why I used this measurement, just sounded right) of a keg. Took strikeouts with with a gravity bong, coffee liquor/rum shots and beer and smoked a lot of weed. Didn't go to sleep till 5 am, and 2 and 1/2 hours later I woke up and went to work feeling pretty shitty, but the night was great.

[Vatican Assassin]

i spent the whole day looking for weed and finally gave up and enrolled in rehab

[DoTheFandango]

the fucking package store charged an extra 10$ for Jameson this weekend, so I bought a 15$ 1L bottle of Clan McGregor. Went the extra mile and bought the ridiculously expensive 35$ 1L of Bailey's (seriously, what the fuck) and a 12pack of Guinness draughts.

Started about 3:45pm, drunk for English 146 at 4:30, finished by 1:30am because I have class at 9:30am.

I have 2 Guinness left, half of bottle of the whiskey and not too much Bailey's.

I love being Irish.

[Money]

i spent the whole day looking for weed and finally gave up and enrolled in rehab

u have to look for it?

[gran guerrero]

u have to look for it?

that was my problem back in highschool too..

[Squeezer]

I'm "Irish." I smoked too much weed and passed out instead of going out. <_<

At least I finished finals yesterday. Two weeks off.

[DoTheFandango]

Y'ever played beer pong with Guinness? Not as fun as it sounds.

[Zeebu]

Y'ever played beer pong with Guinness? Not as fun as it sounds.

might as well just shove a piece of bread in each cup

[Vatican Assassin]

well i dont grow it so...

[gran guerrero]

yeah well your location says san fran, and i know that smoking weed is pretty big there, fuck you have to step outside and look at someones porch and you'll see someone lighting one up

[DoTheFandango]

might as well just shove a piece of bread in each cup

i love guinness. i love it. but seriously, its not a beer that you can drink alot of quickly, irish car bombs aside.

well i dont grow it so...

dude, you live in San Fran. just go to one of those "doctors".

[Vatican Assassin]

i got friends with "prescriptions", friends who grow, friends who sell, but once in a blue moon no one has shit. don't worry i'll be back in action tonight!

[Nickname]

somehow the local pub We were going to was at capacity by 5:15 so we had to scuttle off to a very less Irish place. Still have fun though.

[DankNuggets]

i'm not saying that whoever made this map likes ass sex, but...

[SEAL]

Yeah, I'm not Irish. I could give 2 shits less about it.

i stopped reading after this. get the fuck out of here with yuor ignorant posts. You're 19. You can't even handle a proper pint or two.