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  • #31
    damn me for starting a st. patrick's day thread for not being Irish, and not trying to pose to be irish.

    fuck....

    fuck you all.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
      I'm sorry for not posing to be Irish like every other fuck out there in the world,

      I'm sorry you only judge me for being nineteen

      I'm sorry you don't know the amount drugs and alcohol I have consumed to make majority of older people put to shame

      I'm sorry aren't you British? don't you fucks hate the irish?

      Fuck you douchbag, go fuck yourself.
      I'm sorry you judge me for supposingly hating the irish. (In fact, I have an irish passport)
      I'm sorry you judge me for supposingly being a douchbag.
      NO!
      Go fuck yourself.

      Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
      damn me for starting a st. patrick's day thread for not being Irish, and not trying to pose to be irish.

      fuck....

      fuck you all.
      It's not about you being irish or you not trying to pose. What kind of response do you expect when starting a line like "Yeah, I'm not Irish. I could give 2 shits less about it." ? And what do you expect when you keep swearing and babbling like a teenager you are.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by SEAL View Post
        I'm sorry you judge me for supposingly hating the irish. (In fact, I have an irish passport)
        I'm sorry you judge me for supposingly being a douchbag.
        NO!
        Go fuck yourself.



        It's not about you being irish or you not trying to pose. What kind of response do you expect when starting a line like "Yeah, I'm not Irish. I could give 2 shits less about it." ? And what do you expect when you keep swearing and babbling like a teenager you are.
        because when most people read a thread about st. patrick's day they (people like you) immediately will be like fuck he's not Irish what the fuck is he doing talkin about this here holiday. or some people will be like oh he's talkin about st. patrick's day and he's not irish, what a poser. he's just in it to drink.

        the point of this thread was to see how everyone celebrated it irish or not, i started that sentence off like to show i dont care im not irish i like the holiday so go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.

        "And what do you expect when you keep swearing and babbling like a teenager you are."
        Go fuck yourself.
        I got a whole life ahead of me grey bush, bring it on.

        P.S.
        Go fuck yourself.
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        • #34
          Bring it on?
          Your insulting staments -added with the fact that you don't even realize it- already shows how far you are in your life journy.

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          • #35
            ok so no forum fight for me -_-

            fuck you man, this is what i live for cmon. I mean it's not like I am old and got something better to do than to make fun of people on a 2d spaceship forum game for how old they are. I mean fuck, you know i fucking never say fuck, FUCK! We live in a moral era damnit, people shouldn't say fuck like it's an article fuck me for fucking fucky fuck fuckity fuck.
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            • #36
              I went to Savannah, GA on Saturday. It's teh 2nd biggest St. Pat's celebration on the east coast! We got there and realized my hotel room was 15 miles outside of savannah, but luckily my friend's room was downtown. I walked accross the street, bought a blunt, and waited for him to get into town. We spent an hour trying to find a van that didn't charge $10 a head to get to the river and finally found a guy named "Big Country" to take us there for $5 a person. Got there and walked around drinking expensive ass 12 oz bud light and sparks for a couple of hours before it got a little crazy.

              Earlier that day, a tornado touched down in downtown Atlanta, GA and several more were spotted around Savannah. So as it gets darker, they got this big ass jumbotron that says in big red letters on a white background "TORNADO WARNING: Watch for changing weather". I say to myself, "I'd rather not drive back drunk down the interstate in a storm, lets gtfo of here." So we decide to start walking back down the river when all of the sudden all the streetlights, stores, and restaurants go pitch black. The only lights are the giant jumbotron, gas powered spot lights, and flashing green necklaces. This is kinda cool (we didn't know the power was out for a min or two) but we decide we're still going to leave and try to beat teh storm. We get to a place where the road goes under this big hotel, and it's got a couple thousand people trying to cram in it, all drunk and screaming very loudly. Finally, after dragging my gf throught the increasingly agitated crowd, we get to the fencing that surronds the event. There are like 2 cops with flashlights checking people one at a time that want to leave, so it's like a thousand people cramming into one doorway in the pitch black night.

              We get outside the event and I realize that the entire fucking city is now without power for the 2nd biggest celebration around that day. I start to feel a sense of urgency as i see cops trying to cordon off the roads and keep order. I reach for my cell and call BIG COUNTRY to rescue. He tells me that he just left with a group and that he can't get anywhere near the river. So me and my friends walk aimlessly away from the river for like 10 blocks and the traffic doesnt get any better. Finally he calls back up and we find his van full of people stuck in traffic. He says that he has to charge $10 now, b/c he got a $500 ticket for undercharging the competition(i saw the citation). My drunk ass friends start to make a scene b/c he's now charging more(i just want to gtfo b4 shit gets bad). I have to pay for their broke asses and we finally get back to my friend's hotel(no power). I smoke another blunt and then decide its time to go (reallllly windy now). Unfortunately, I cant drive a stick that well(never needed to) but my gf's passed out and i need to leave. so i put her in the car and pray i can find teh interstate w/o any stop/street lights. I find the road, but it's all temp. 4way stops now, and i cant see shit b/c it's now pouring rain. i see a cop wave me on, but i stall out in front of him. luckily i dont think he noticed... i finally make it back to the hotel 15mi away, but its out of power too... shitty end to st pats
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              • #37
                Good drunken weekend in Chicago was how I spent my St. Patties day! fun fun fun!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by DetroitCity View Post
                      Good drunken weekend in Chicago was how I spent my St. Patties day! fun fun fun!
                      Aw man! missed ya.
                      The dude with the mean hair lip looks like 'Freak', one of the local radio DJs. Partying in Chicago is always a good time. B)

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                      • #41
                        does it count if i got drunk on sunday

                        I'm sure it was st. patricks day somewhere
                        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by HeavenSent View Post
                          Aw man! missed ya.
                          The dude with the mean hair lip looks like 'Freak', one of the local radio DJs. Partying in Chicago is always a good time. B)

                          the funniest part about that guy is his name is actually "Ireland" he has the country tattoo'd on his arm and it says "Ireland" in the middle of it... but by no means is he at all IRISH haha! B)

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                            does it count if i got drunk on sunday

                            I'm sure it was st. patricks day somewhere
                            in ireland!
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #44
                              that means I'm more irish than all of you assholes
                              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                              • #45
                                sir, i was way ahead of you and we were up at 5:00pm Ireland time doing shots of whiskey, for it was happy hour in Ireland.

                                alcoholics anon.
                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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