smokers HELP!!

[WuTang420]

so, im going to stop for 2 weeks (mabye having a goaltime in sight will help) during that ill drink a shitload of water, and run the dogs and stuff, then when i get pissed off at the wife ill just combine the anger with sex and have some fun with it lol. after 2 weeks ill use a system cleaning product thing and try to get the test in asap.

and no i dont have a job at the moment, i got fired on my birthday actually. this is the difference between working at a nice desk or at the video store.

thanks for all the ideas everyone, i appreciate it

[Jeenyuss]

what show did you go to? did man man open? We caught their (i think) first show back on the road in late october. amazing.

yeah dude, no shit. holy fuck man man was ridiculous, i fucking loved 'em but never looked up their studio work only because i knew that i'd be disappointed. as for mm, fuckin' brilliant. paper walls was so cash, as was the extended spitting venom.

[gran guerrero]

i wouldn't mind working at a video store right about now.

College towns are pretty harsh to look for a job in while there's a recession and all. Thank god for work study.

[Cops]

ok so i need to stop smoking weed for at least a month to get a new job, but heres the prob..

lets start from the beginning. in and before 7th grade i had serious ADHD symptoms, then one morning my friend brought some weed stolen from his dad over and i haven't had the problem since. that was about 12 years ago and ive smoked damn near every day since.

so anyways a couple weeks ago i tried to quit.. i was perfectly fine for about 24 hours, and then it all went to hell. i had such a sensory overload issue the TV downstairs from me was making my ears ring, people talking to me sounded like they were screaming and the TV screen was so bright it hurt my eyes. so i just kinda went with it and put a pillow around my head and went to sleep. by morning i was fine , however after being awake for a couple hours i noticed i was extra irritable. it got to the point that when asked a simple question by my wife like "wheres my brush?" i would yell " AM I A FUCKING WOMAN? DO I HAVE LONG HAIR? THEN WHY WOULD I KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING BRUSH IS!" ect. I let this go on for about half the day, then decided it was better to have a half assed job than be an asshole, and smoked a bowl.

anyways my questions:

1)What the fuck is going on?
2)Has anyone else ever experienced anything similar?
3)Solutions?
4)Have i just burned out all my brains happy-juice in the last 12 years?


I really don't like to think of myself as "addicted" to anything so this is driving me crazy.

I'd rather not discuss this with anyone irl that i have to deal with everyday at risk of looking like an idiot, so i figured id ask the internet since alot of TW smokes too. thanks

nvmm

[Cops]

LOL im exactly the same if i stop smoking for about a day my adhd kicks back in hard i cant do one thing for more than 2 seconds and i cant sit the fuck down

anyways wu if its too hard to stop why not just buy some redi-clean? it really does work its worked for me 5 times in a row and i smoke an ounce a week


http://www.testclear.com/Ready-Clean...ink-P26C0.aspx

if it doesnt work ill pay u your money back LOL

I've heard of cleanses that clean out your liver and remove toxins from your body but those cleanses usually take 30 days of you not smoking or drinking.

[gran guerrero]

one hour before a drug test:



And you're clean!

(Note: If I were you, I would play it on the safe side and not do it an hour before really, because everyone's body works differently, but this shit really does work)

[Money]

I've heard of cleanses that clean out your liver and remove toxins from your body but those cleanses usually take 30 days of you not smoking or drinking.

its only temporary, lasts 5 hours u need to take it 2 hours before and then fill the bottle up with water and drink that after, remember tho,
THE MORE U PISS BEFORE YOUR TEST THE CLEANER U WILL BE

[Money]

or this lol, http://www.testclear.com/Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13C0.aspx

[HeavenSent]

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...2&postcount=21

I'm an experienced stoner of the drug testing dilemma.
I've passed 2 tests in the last 10 years of my employment.

The first test i passed.. It was 3m in the afternoon and i was smoking a joint. My temp agent calls and says i got a new assignment but they want me to take a drug test either at 5m that day.. or the following day in the morning. I still had the joint in my hand while talking to the temp agent. I said that i would take the test in the morning at 8:am.
So, as soon as i finished my smoke, I started drinking liquids until with each glass, i'd piss a glass worth. Also, with each glass, I put about 15 drops of Golden Seal - Yellow Root Extract - Tincture.
I went to bed after 2 gallons at 10m and woke up at 6:30 and continued the drinking of liquids all the way to the clinic.
Afterwards, the nurse made a comment like, "..Looks like you drink a lot of water." I just nodded and waited for her to give me the results to take to my new assignment.

10 years later, my present assignment, the employer wanted to hire me.
I work 3rd shift and the test would be in the morning following my shift. So during my shift i bought a 12oz. soda, drank it. I figured that I would have to drink a 12oz can of water every 10 minutes during my shift. So I made a quick checklist with the time & amount of cans i'd drink. After about 3-4 hours of drinking, i was steadily pissing a can for every can i drank. I was also putting about 15 drops of Golden Seal in the can which, after 3-4 hours was making me nautious. So i slowed down and practically took a break from all the drinking for the next 90 min. or couple hours. For the last couple hours of my shift i drank more water and juice with 15 drops in each drink until i was pissing again for every can i drank.

After my shift, i took the test and went home. On the way i bought a home test kit and passed it.... Hurray! The home test was identical to the clinical test... only smaller utensils. Work was only gonna let me know if i failed.. and that would be "See ya later."

I think the trick is to have the liquids go right through. You body is only gonna take what it needs.. If your "cup overfloweth" it's the overflow that will be tested... and that's gonna be what you just drank with your body saying, "Ok Ok enuf already, there's no room for more, just send it straight through."

Wha La

That was then. Now, I haven't smoked for several months. I really don't want it anymore and I feel I don't need to have it. I'm saving money and not getting irritated when I don't have it. Not to mention, going through this trouble when a drug test comes around.
It's all good. ^-^

ps. It takes a good 2-3 weeks to completely get over it if you're like I was where I smoked all day, everyday for damn near 25 years. B)

[Burzum]

I thought I wasn't addicted too, until I forgot to buy cigarettes one evening before a loooong night of translation work.

I was nibbling raisins that night, and cursing like a pirate.

[Money]

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[DankNuggets]

i would listen to the suggestions about exercise.
a)- it will tire you out and keep ur mind off drugs a little, if ur really tired u don't need/want to smoke as much, b)-it will speed up the cleansing process a little (but don't exercise day of test at all), and c)- it's good for you

flush drinks have worked for me and my friends everytime, but i would not risk it if its an important job. if you're only gonna get tested 1x, flush drink it. if you're gong to be continually tested, you'd better quit for good or seriously consider a different job.

Remember- very very very important - DON'T GIVE IN
don't quit for 10 days, smoke joint, quit for 4 days, smoke a bowl, etc
it will ruin your resolve and cancel out all the hard work you put into quitting

Be proud of yourself each time you want to smoke but don't. Drink a little in moderation if you must, but not at 9 am or anything

[TagMor]

Maybe you should try a doctor or some other specialist?

Its burn in me to write how you fucked up your brains with drugs but:

1) I don't know your condition.

2) I don't want to start a discussion here.

Be smart and go to a doctor, it will be the best for you.

Farscape stfu u fatheaded douche. Marijuana is about as harmful to your brain as a glass of milk.
Dont speak about things you obviously have no fucking clue about.
"go to a doctor, it will be the best for you" lmfao he will most likely prescribe you with a manufactured calmative like valium or xanax... why dont you google the possible effects on the brain from those happy little pills?.. oh but the doctor gave it to you so it must be better than weed... ignorant fool.


Wutang: I would try some natural alternatives before getting a script from the dr. Most of those pharmaceuticals are highly addictive and they are basically changing one addiction for another (a taxable one at that).
Valerian, chamonmile etc.. u can get these herbal "chill pills" that are good. Also "Rescue Remedy" is really good. http://www.rescueremedy.com/ Or even a bottle of scotch.

My friends work introduced random drug testing. Apparently after the first test nearly 40% of employees tested positive for illicit drugs... they stopped doing tests :grin: