Worst Names Ever..Ever

[Scurvy]

frank zappa's kids should not be on the list.

[phata$$]

My friend's aunt literally has no name. Her first name is omitted in her birth certificate because her parents had no fucking clue what to name her. She goes by her nickname but it's a fucking pain when she has to deal with legal documents or travel out of the country.

[Aquatiq]

all i have to say is

D'Brickashaw

[Xog]

i know this kid named jquann


im not kidding, that's how it's spelled. it's pronounced

jay quan

[HateTheFake]

Ive come to the realization that the parents of these kids should be shot.

Coco Crisp (baseball player)
Javante
Shequetha
Moon Unit - Frank Zappa's Kid (Old Guitarist)
Dweezil - Frank Zappa's Kid
Fife-Trixibelle - Bob Geldolf's Kid (Old Musician)
Tiger Lily Heavenly Hiranni - Micheal Hutchence's Kid
Yamma- James Brown's Kid
Steveanna - Randy Jackson's Kid
Kafka - Tommy Lee Jones's Kid
Rumer - Demi Moore's Kid
I. P. Freely - David Carradine's Kid <--wtf is with that

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