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  • #1

    guys, guess what

    last night, after this:


    plus a quarter-oz of sticky-ass marijuana, my roommate and our two friends found this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YdZBDEySUs

    My life will never be the same.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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  • #2
    Yeah I remember this one time that I got stoned and drunk and found pillows, too.

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    • #3
      I only find pillow cases when I get drunk and stoned.
      Reclusion
      "That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"

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      • #4
        seems kinda weak for four people
        1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


        1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
        1:trashed> wha
        1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
        1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
        1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
        1:trashed> i download my own

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        1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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        • #5
          uconn sucks
          violence> dont talk 2 me until u got 900+fbook friends and can take 1 dribble from the 3 point line n dunk


          [Aug 23 03:03] Oops: 1:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
          [Aug 23 03:20] money: LOL NOT QUITE VIO BUT 5:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life

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            • #7
              Originally posted by stark View Post
              seems kinda weak for four people
              i'm sorry sir, that i lack the bravado that you have. i appologize that i can only have 4 people drink that much alcohol because THAT'S ALL I COULD AFFORD. I'll be richer next time. no, you know what? next time i'll jsut get blackout drunk and shit all over the place and shit everywhere that I live and shit on your bed and my bed. i wasn't bragging. i just wanted to let you guys know what i was under when i found A ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #8
                Is that Magic Hat beer or what?
                (Paradise)>dj sage
                (HELLZNO!)>is he good, ive never heard his music
                1: Dynasty> LOL
                1:vue> LOL
                1:Cap> LOOL

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                • #9
                  I had 3 bottles of Bud and 2 cans of Coors Light last night while my friends and I spent 7 1/2 hours playing brawl. It was the first time we all had a chance to play that shit for real, and it was pretty badass.

                  I first thought that amount was pretty weak for 4 college guys, but if you had to buy it all, along with the weed then it's not bad for a night.
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by this thread
                    omg i can get drunker than u im sooooo cool toughguy
                    ya ur prety cool toughguy
                    Originally posted by Ward
                    OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                      i can only have 4 people drink that much alcohol because THAT'S ALL I COULD AFFORD.
                      So buy cheaper shit, my first reaction when looking at the picture was "damn, this guy is a high roller"

                      Delicious Natural Light is cheaper than Guinness, and if you really want to be cost effective get yourself some Steel Reserve
                      USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                      • #12
                        lol why buy nasty beer? DTF

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by D1st0rt View Post
                          So buy cheaper shit, my first reaction when looking at the picture was "damn, this guy is a high roller"

                          Delicious Natural Light is cheaper than Guinness, and if you really want to be cost effective get yourself some Steel Reserve
                          Steel Reserve? Shit homie why don't you tell him to go choke on some fucking natty ice

                          Buy cheap shit but don't just get any motor oil to shove down your throat

                          EDIT- I just woke up, you actually did suggest natty ice, fucking gross
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                          • #14
                            Steel Reserve is truly a classic
                            I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                            I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                            • #15
                              cheap alcohol is the way to go

                              ask war
                              violence> dont talk 2 me until u got 900+fbook friends and can take 1 dribble from the 3 point line n dunk


                              [Aug 23 03:03] Oops: 1:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
                              [Aug 23 03:20] money: LOL NOT QUITE VIO BUT 5:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life

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