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    I took two hits from a bong a few weeks ago at a party

    Would that show up on a drug test?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    what kind of test will it be?
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    • #3
      government, fire fighter

      one of their requirements is being drug free for the past 12 months...it's the only time in the past year that I've smoked, and it wasn't even that much
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        well what I mean is, do you know if it's going to be a saliva test? piss test? blood test?
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        • #5
          when is the test in relation to the party?
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #6
            no idea what exactly gran but they're doing a full medical examination, which can take up to three hours- so I'm guessing all three?

            couple of weeks from now DTF, I'd have to apply, pass the written exam and the CPAT (think firefighter obstacle course with weights). I just don't want to already have my chances fucked, especially with 420 so close by
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
              no idea what exactly gran but they're doing a full medical examination, which can take up to three hours- so I'm guessing all three?

              couple of weeks from now DTF, I'd have to apply, pass the written exam and the CPAT (think firefighter obstacle course with weights). I just don't want to already have my chances fucked, especially with 420 so close by
              if you drink plenty of water (be sure to piss often) and sweat it out (exercise), then you should be fine.

              To be safe, take some cleansing shit, I recommend Certo, also look at this thread as money posted some good shit as well:
              http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...hlight=smokers
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                no idea what exactly gran but they're doing a full medical examination, which can take up to three hours- so I'm guessing all three?

                couple of weeks from now DTF, I'd have to apply, pass the written exam and the CPAT (think firefighter obstacle course with weights). I just don't want to already have my chances fucked, especially with 420 so close by
                If it's been a few weeks and the drug test isn't for another couple weeks, then I would say you really have nothing to worry about. Unless they test your hair, which works like the rings of a tree, only it's spots along the length of your hair. B)

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                • #9
                  Depends if they take hair samples or not. Cleanse your body for the next couple of days. Drink 1-2 gallons of water add a taplespoon of vinegar. I'm guessing that the test will be blood and urine. Weed usually stays in your urine for 3-5 days, blood for 30 days and hair up to 12 months. You might be fucked. Hope not though...


                  To be on the safe side:

                  Shave your head
                  Drinks lots of water.
                  Like Gran said exercise.
                  Also watch your salt intake. Obviously the more salt you take in the more water you retain.
                  High Fiber diet
                  Finally drink some herbal teas
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                  • #10
                    2 weeks ago? it was out of your piss a week and a half ago. you're fine. blood and saliva, even moreso.

                    a hair test MIGHT show it... but i doubt it. even so, the amount is negligible enough to chalk it up to error. government uses piss tests, hair tests are still relatively expensive
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                    • #11
                      if all else fails, buy some piss/tell em you ate some poppy seed bagels.
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                      • #12
                        Poppy seeds have no THC in them, they aren't stupid.
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                          Poppy seeds have no THC in them, they aren't stupid.
                          yes, but it does fail you a drug test.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                            yes, but it does fail you a drug test.
                            but in drug tests they tell you what substance you fail in.
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #15
                              You should be good with the test, after a couple of weeks precious few substances would be detectable after only 1 use. Positive hair testing is still possible, but highly unlikely. Shave you head now if you are unsure, by the time of the drug test you will have short hair again and will be 100% clean no matter what.
                              I still think it is hypocritical one is allowed (socially acceptable even) to drink himself/herself into a stupor weekly but not having a blunt once a month though.

                              And yes, in drug tests they test with highly specific methods for certain drugs and metabolites. If you could be arsed you could take designer drugs that wouldnt show up on regular drug screening for example.
                              Poppy seeds will give you a false positive for opium for example, but THC metabolites will show up on a different test meaning you could be fucked for both. (Aside from the fact they won't believe you just ate poppies if you also use weed).

                              Edit: according to a CDC fact sheet on THC metabolite screening in drug tests (http://www.cdc.gov/MMWR/preview/mmwrhtml/00000138.htm)
                              Originally posted by CDC page View Post
                              If a history of marijuana use is the major reason for screening, the urine test for cannabinoids should be able to detect prior use for up to 2 weeks in the casual user and possibly longer in the chronic user.
                              Also, don't be a guido and go "d-toxing" with any kind of shit, diluted piss will make them more aware of the fact you could be using drugs and helps you minimally. I would also not recommend you suddenly do more or less workouts than normal since the metabolites are fat stored. You will be fine =)
                              Last edited by Singularity; 04-09-2008, 05:59 AM.
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