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Chicken.3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
3:i.d.> da fk is that?
3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
3:Shadowmere> LOL
3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...
Best> I never cooked a day in my life
Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
Shadowmere> Rofl
Up in ya !> With his feet
Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
Up in ya !> l44t feet
Deft> l44t f44t*
Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practicedComment
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nike needs to bring those shoes backOriginally posted by Saturn V View PostI'll meet you.
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my car has MAJOR electrical problems. wanna help me push it in the river? i'll give you a cut of the insurance check.Originally posted by Lizard Fuel View PostOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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Well I'm in Orlando, livin the college life with a job (bout to have another one so that makes 2 plus school!) and I rent an apartment with three other dudes who are mad chill, we smoked 6 blunts today when I got home from work. I'm quite baked right now and I haven't packed for my flight to Georgia (in before terrorist reply) for my cousin's wedding. I wish I could come to Seattle, but I'm a sophomore (19, September I will be 20) and live a busy college student, part time worker, stoner life. So I can't exactly see myself going anywhere anytime too soon, but hey if you ever by drop on by and me and my roomies will smoke a doobie wit ya and they lettin me buy their bong: Jerome Baker (No lie that was its name and hits like a mother fuckin champ!) so yah bro w.eOriginally posted by Squeezer View Post
P.S. I have a Stop Bro Rape Now t-shirtsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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I'd like to meet Kahlan, that radio dude. He's a pretty cool guy. He's out there living life to his fullest capabilities, and I can just tell he's living to have fun, as am I
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PH, every time you post I think you're richardcreegz.
but you aren't.
so i feel safe to say dumb shit again.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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http://www.derrickcomedy.com/store/Originally posted by Squeezer View Postduel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself porkComment
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apparently I gotta choke a hoe or somethinn'it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never didComment
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I'd like to meet codeman!, golden aim + thayoost.
edit: and anyone who brags about smoking weed on tw forums!Comment
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I'd like to meet lorko, dominatorius, snik(, kira_yamato~, tildestar, jones and Fork... but i don't no most of their real names so my opening line to them will b like... embarresin haha... "hello...snik.. errr whats ur real name?"1:Hece> iv done good A (amphetamine) many times and ppl say u cant get your dick up on it..my dick works on every chemical i have tried so farComment
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fuck you assholes, i'd want to meet liquid blue
his big black dick turns me onMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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attn: lb
wel than plz give itComment
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