Fortune cookies ain't what they used to be

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  • Burzum
    sad man
    • Mar 2003
    • 723

    #1

    Fortune cookies ain't what they used to be



    gave me the biggest internets laugh this year, probably just woke up my sister next door
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>
  • TagMor
    nom nom nom
    • Sep 2007
    • 1353

    #2
    The bandwidth would have been better spent with pics of your sister

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    • stark
      cruisin' all the time
      • Jul 2002
      • 2185

      #3
      dissapointing.



      on a side note, one time my fortune cookie said "you like chinese food"
      1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


      1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
      1:trashed> wha
      1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
      1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
      1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
      1:trashed> i download my own






      1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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      • Pummel
        WITH THE ICECReAM fDSDFFG
        • Sep 2004
        • 2403

        #4
        Originally posted by stark
        dissapointing.



        on a side note, one time my fortune cookie said "you like chinese food"
        rofl

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        • MetalHeadz
          Thunder
          • Apr 2006
          • 913

          #5
          Originally posted by stark
          dissapointing.
          Seconded, except spelt disappointing.

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          • WorstPlayerEver
            Fr33d0m!!
            • Jan 2003
            • 273

            #6
            When I was a kid, I got a fortune in one of them that said "You will be hated by millions"

            It's these little things, they can pull you under.

            Live your life filled with joy and thunder.

            Yeah, yeah we were altogether

            lost in our little lives.

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