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    gave me the biggest internets laugh this year, probably just woke up my sister next door
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

  • #2
    The bandwidth would have been better spent with pics of your sister
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    • #3
      dissapointing.



      on a side note, one time my fortune cookie said "you like chinese food"
      1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


      1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
      1:trashed> wha
      1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
      1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
      1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
      1:trashed> i download my own

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      1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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      • #4
        Originally posted by stark View Post
        dissapointing.



        on a side note, one time my fortune cookie said "you like chinese food"
        rofl

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stark View Post
          dissapointing.
          Seconded, except spelt disappointing.

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          • #6
            When I was a kid, I got a fortune in one of them that said "You will be hated by millions"

            It's these little things, they can pull you under.

            Live your life filled with joy and thunder.

            Yeah, yeah we were altogether

            lost in our little lives.

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