The only TWOTIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard Creager
All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
<- Mormon. And actually, if you practice polygamy and you're mormon, you get excommunicated from the church. Just thought I'd clarify that one for you. And what's so wrong with mormons, Nickname?
Last night, I was standing on a deck smoking cigarettes with a bunch of people I didn't know and talking it up. Then this girl taps another girl on the shoulder and asks, "can i have a drag off your fag?" The girl who was tapped looked shocked and said, "did you just call me a fag?" The one girl immediately started apologizing, but she was drunk and it didn't come out right at all. So the other girl decided to leap at her and tackle them both off the deck, where they started cat fighting in the grass.
Women ARE crazy.
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
i'm sort of doing the same thing. seeing two girls here and there. so far neither of them are balls-out crazy, but one of them is someone i work with and another one is my best friend's ex-girlfriend from a few years ago (we all still hang out together). however, she is a leggy blonde and i have a weakness for leggy blondes.
so yeah, in for a world of hurt either way. oh well
I work with one of the chicks I was dating
the other one i met through red cross training
bros before hoes pj, bros before hoes
if he had a long term thing with her, don't do it. there are plenty of leggy blonde bitches in your vicinity, without the best-friend drama attached
trust me from experience, being drunk and around friends ex'es/gf's/old flames is a bad idea
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Edit Edit: EVEN MORE CRAZY SHIT: When I tell a woman "I don't care," in her mind it literally means that I don't care! What I really meant (and what all guys understand) is "Do what you want to do." WTF.
Yeah, but "do what you want to do" pretty much means "I don't care" when what the girl wants is to find something that you both will enjoy to do/eat/whatever. She knows that you do care about her but she is annoyed that you don't understand that in this particular instance, when she asks what you want to do/eat, she wants a particularly romantic dinner/activity that you both will be excited about. Of course she might ask the question in the exact same tone of voice that she asks when she really wants tacos, and shoots down all your dinner ideas until you finally get to tacos, but you're supposed to know the difference, damn you.
I don't understand it at all but most girls care a lot about what they perceive to be true through some kind of misguided instincts that they call "feelings", and a lot of times, even if they know the opposite is actually true, they can't help but act on their "feelings" instead.
Being that irrational must be really shitty so I do my best to feel sorry for them instead of getting pissed off about it. Still, I have this weird notion that not all girls are like this even though every single girl I've ever met is exactly like this. It's not like it's just that I can't communicate with them because I'm a dude, either, all the girls I know are pretty much awful friends to each other as well. Oh well.
edit: Obviously, in a romantic relationship guys have an equal amount of shortcomings. I mean, honestly, we don't care about a lot of stuff. That's shitty. But in terms of platonic friendships, man, girls are the worst.
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5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady
I don't understand it at all but most girls care a lot about what they perceive to be true through some kind of misguided instincts that they call "feelings", and a lot of times, even if they know the opposite is actually true, they can't help but act on their "feelings" instead.
Feelings (sad, mad, frustrated) obviously exist, but in my head, it is impossible to know that someone thinks you look nice, but at the same time, "feel" that they don't think you look nice.
5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady
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