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  • #46
    Originally posted by Kahlan View Post
    Enough said.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Kahlan View Post
      Enough said.
      I like how you replied to what I said with what you said.

      But after that I'm like "fuck people are gullible online."
      TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
      TelCat> i dont

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Bioture View Post
        I like how you replied to what I said with what you said.

        But after that I'm like "fuck people are gullible online."
        I knew you weren't mormon. Just want the truth out there. Mormons already catch enough flack for having multiple wives as it is, even though it's forbidden. Alright. I'm done.
        sigpic

        1:Shaun> if my girlfriend had a dick
        1:Shaun> mmmm

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        • #49
          For PJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
            misogynist: a man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

            -h.l. mencken
            haha
            5:gen> man
            5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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            • #51
              Originally posted by PH View Post
              irt thread title:

              BREAKING NEWS - water is wet. details at 11.
              its all government propaganda don't believe it.
              ?find dads revenge

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              • #52
                Originally posted by PH View Post
                irt thread title:

                BREAKING NEWS - water is wet. details at 11.
                Why is water wet?

                Water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'. A less impinging sense experience of water is that it is cold or warm, while visual experience tells us that it is green or blue or muddy or fast-flowing. We learn by experience that a sensation of wetness is associated with water: 'there must be a leak/I must have sat in something.'

                Jacqueline Castles, London W2.
                Any fluid could be said to be wet if wetness is a result of the sensation caused by the movement of a fluid over the skin. Have you ever noticed that you can't feel wetness if you hold your hand perfectly stillwhile it is submerged, or that a drop of water on the skin doesn't feel wet?

                Chris and Shevvy Ould, Chesterfield, Derbyshire.
                The wetness of water is thought to be due to its high moisture content.

                (Dr) Jason A. Rush, Dept of Mathematics, Edinburgh University
                it's great watching "scientists" argue whether water is wet or not

                http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqu...,-1725,00.html
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                  yea women are crazy

                  I was recently dating two chicks and one of them seemed a bit crazy, but I kept going with it anyway

                  my roommate, who had just broken up with this mad crazy bitch, warned me about them being crazy, and old LB not listening, brushed it off

                  yea that "sprinkling of crazy"? turns out she was mad crazy

                  other one is delusional as well

                  so all chicks are crazy
                  how do u date two chicks at one time, isnt that a tad bit immoral.
                  4:BigKing> xD
                  4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                  4:BigKing> what did i do???
                  4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                  4:BigKing> ???? why though
                  4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                  4:BigKing> xD

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                    how do u date two chicks at one time, isnt that a tad bit immoral.
                    Hahahahahahahahaah.

                    In response: it's because he's black.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by genocidal View Post
                      Hahahahahahahahaah.

                      In response: it's because he's black.
                      You continue to post within 2 minutes of my post. Does anyone else find this disturbing. I mean 2 fucking minutes in like 75% of my posts. Get a damn life you stalking piece of shit
                      4:BigKing> xD
                      4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                      4:BigKing> what did i do???
                      4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                      4:BigKing> ???? why though
                      4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                      4:BigKing> xD

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                      • #56
                        I find you disturbing.
                        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                          You continue to post within 2 minutes of my post. Does anyone else find this disturbing. I mean 2 fucking minutes in like 75% of my posts. Get a damn life you stalking piece of shit
                          I want your little dick so bad. So young and good and soft and innocent and hairless and pretty and your hair is just so flowing and your legs and short and beautiful and your stubby penis reminds me of a tree stump that I want to sit on and your tight little butt hasn't lost its metabolism and your thighs are so tepid and your chest is so flat and your nipples are so small and your eyes are so open and your mouth is so perfect and your nose compliments your mouth and God do I want to fuck your ears both of them if only I had two penii so I could fuck both of your ears at once and your feet are so small and cute and your butt again is so curved and your penis is so flaccid but not once I get to it and your back is so pretty when it's arched and your spine is totally visible and your DICK...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .

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                          • #58
                            if he started that post within two minutes, he spent 8 minutes writing it

                            think about it
                            5:gen> man
                            5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by genocidal View Post
                              I want your little dick so bad. So young and good and soft and innocent and hairless and pretty and your hair is just so flowing and your legs and short and beautiful and your stubby penis reminds me of a tree stump that I want to sit on and your tight little butt hasn't lost its metabolism and your thighs are so tepid and your chest is so flat and your nipples are so small and your eyes are so open and your mouth is so perfect and your nose compliments your mouth and God do I want to fuck your ears both of them if only I had two penii so I could fuck both of your ears at once and your feet are so small and cute and your butt again is so curved and your penis is so flaccid but not once I get to it and your back is so pretty when it's arched and your spine is totally visible and your DICK...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .
                              finally the truth comes out
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                                how do u date two chicks at one time, isnt that a tad bit immoral.
                                easy, girl A on one weekend, girl B on the next weekend

                                I don't cheat on my girlfriends, and thus far all my girlfriends have brought up the issue of me becoming their boyfriend rather than vice versa. Dating a girl and having a girlfriend are too different things.

                                so dating two girls at once (as long as these girls don't think you're their boyfriend) isn't wrong, or immoral- it's actually useful when one of the girls starts tossing out too much bullshit, just move to girl B for a little bit. What is wrong, is leading a girl on thinking you two are exclusive, and then fucking other girls behind her back. LB doesn't do that shit son, karma is a motherfucker.
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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