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  • #76
    Originally posted by royCE View Post
    Edit: MORE crazy shit: according to the gf sex is better during periods

    You know how i know you dont get no pussy?
    DOUBLE NEGATIVES ARE ANNOYING.

    Especially when you're trying to burn someone.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by royCE View Post
      Edit: MORE crazy shit: according to the gf sex is better during periods

      You know how i know you dont get no pussy?
      hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      you're like the male version of telcat
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
        klonopin (aka clonazepam)?

        i just took like 4 of them
        yeah, that
        RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
        RaCka> mad impressive

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
          pj i feel you with the girls over 22, i haven't dated/gone out with a girl under the age of 24 (all have been 23-25, actually) in about 2.5 years
          Busted.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #80
            that's why i said actually, homie

            stop hating and start comprehending
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #81
              trouble with the ladies? lay this down on them

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_mo...eature=related
              PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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              • #82
                don't even pretend you didn't just get busted!

                But its not hating, all love.
                Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by royCE View Post
                  You know how i know you dont get no pussy?
                  I know it can't be my impeccable grammar!
                  TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                  TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                  TelCat> i dont

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