Basically everything that I planend to happen with my girldfiend backfired. We're in a state of awakwatrdness where not feels right, but we're to uysed of eacoher to let go. She's here all the time now, and we just can't get to split up. I even get tons of pussy now, ant it still isn't rogjt.
Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it
I know, but that's thwway shit went down, and I have to deal with it. I ha a fcuking hot asian chick rubbing herself on me tonight, and I had to say no... I'm fucking single now per definition.
Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it
It's 7.15 am. The sun is in my eyes, I'm on the train. It's the first of may. We are marching up to Berlin.This war might be over soon, we will be together again.
However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.
Originally posted by concealed
when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
just dont be one of those guys that can't say no to pussy but can say no to condoms
then your dick will start leaking and shit
dont get the herps, broseph
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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