Help me....

[DankNuggets]

First of all, most phones can get sold easy especially if it's a razor or something equivalent, pop out sim card and you have a brand new phone. First of all you don't rob someone in your neighborhood, so no wonder you have a hard time selling stolen goods. If you'd go to the lengths of robbing two people for a pizza and some change then you're fucking ridiculous.

Well if they have Verizon, good luck. they don't use sim cards, plus you'd have to use the phone under verizon anyway and if you report the phone stolen, when it's activated (or they try to) it'll say STOLEN. here's where you hope the person activating the phone isn't doing it under the table for his friend who stole it.

Also, you can't exactly sell stolen goods anywhere. Pawn shops don't give you squat unless you got like jewelry. Also, you're likely to get robbed of your stolen goods while trying to unload them to someone. This is why theives don't in general make good money. They're poor b/c they can't get the value of the item they've stolen.

[Cops]

or you could do what I do. Listen to music and press enter for a good 8 hours. Even I don't consider that as work...and I get paid for it.

yeah apparently i'm working too, no ones here till about 9:30 so i don't officially have to look like i'm doing anything until then. The best part is I'm always out by 4.

[Da1andonly]

or you could do what I do. Listen to music and press enter for a good 8 hours. Even I don't consider that as work...and I get paid for it.

[Jeenyuss]

il ... needs ... some balls to lick

gesegs

[Bioture]

^^

Or if your count is low, you can give plasma for $. I had so many friends at penn state donate plasma at biolife (I almost did it too at one point)... they say you feel like crap afterwards, but it's pretty easy.


other suggestions:

You can whore yourself (but this would also constitute as work)

You can subject yourself to experimental medicine.

You can start a pyramid scheme.

You can start a website asking for donations for Myamar and the China Earthquake, then keep the donations. God might strike you down, but hey, it'll be great when you start out.

You can peddle your stuff on ebay/craigslist (again, this would probably constitute as work)

[Edify]

Sell your sperm lulz

[Cops]

yea and il take tips from a fuckin nerd...who tells me to resell the phone...

il go around askin who needs a phone? good one. i just said one of those things that are fast and easy...just takes some balls to lick somebody...
and trust me, they carry alot more then you think

in your case, i seen nerds who go to walmart and steal world of warcraft cards out of the games...stick to that and sell em for 10 bucks, im sure ul make mad money

shut the fuck up, you're honestly as stupid as a ten year old. Why are you even on this forum? You've got nothing better to say then i know you're not getting any pussy, you probably have a shit load of teen angst as a result of you not getting laid so no wonder you say we're all not getting pussy.

First of all, most phones can get sold easy especially if it's a razor or something equivalent, pop out sim card and you have a brand new phone. First of all you don't rob someone in your neighborhood, so no wonder you have a hard time selling stolen goods. If you'd go to the lengths of robbing two people for a pizza and some change then you're fucking ridiculous.

Do you have any other bright ideas like robbing an old lady for her bus fare then stealing a bus?

[project dragon]

yea and il take tips from a fuckin nerd...who tells me to resell the phone...

il go around askin who needs a phone? good one.

1. Take out sim card
2. Use the internet
3. Obtain money

[sonlox]

who let you out of your cage mega..

[Money]

LolOLol

[megaman89]

less video games royce

quoted for truth.

royce if your english is that bad typing goodluck giving the right address to a pizza guy speaking it.

[Liquid Blue]

protip: don't rob royce, he's poor and stupid...


edit- and a nerd virgin...

[royCE]

yea and il take tips from a fuckin nerd...who tells me to resell the phone...

il go around askin who needs a phone? good one. i just said one of those things that are fast and easy...just takes some balls to lick somebody...
and trust me, they carry alot more then you think

in your case, i seen nerds who go to walmart and steal world of warcraft cards out of the games...stick to that and sell em for 10 bucks, im sure ul make mad money

[Cops]

can someone translate?

he wants you to steal a phone, call a pizza guy then ditch the phone. Once the pizza guy gets there steal money and pizza from the pizza guy.

two problems

a) the phone is probably worth more than the pizza or the money the pizza guy has on him

b) why throw away a phone when turning it off and pocketing it is a lot easier.

either way this is a dumb idea and I can't believe I'm helping him possibly rob someone.

[HateTheFake]

get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

ez 100-500 $

edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $

can someone translate?