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  • Cops
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    Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
    i'm currently in a medical ward at a research clinic (which i guess is why i'm so active on the forums at the moment). I have to be here for three 4-day periods. during this stay i get free room and board, decent food, a pool table, free wifi, a couple large televisions to share, and several comfy couches from which to view them. At the end of my stay i get a check for $2,500, and return to my house to scratch away at that with rent checks, fastfood, and booze until august when i get scholarship money.

    all i do in return is take a drug (thats already on the market) and let them trace it through my system with about 15 blood draws.

    so...i also need/want money and want to not work.

    find a research clinic and live the american (college) dream!
    dude that's fucking awesome, sign me up!

    Originally posted by royCE View Post
    get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
    quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
    during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

    take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

    ez 100-500 $

    edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $
    or just turn off the phone and keep it? You suck at being a criminal, don't even try. I bet the pizza guy would have 20 bucks on him in small amounts of change, so good job you just robbed two people for a pizza and possibly $20.

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  • Money
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    less video games royce

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  • Jeenyuss
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    Originally posted by royCE View Post
    get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
    quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
    during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

    take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

    ez 100-500 $

    edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $
    if you knew an underhanded chop shop you could steal the pizza guy's car and take it there.

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  • Scurvy
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    i'm currently in a medical ward at a research clinic (which i guess is why i'm so active on the forums at the moment). I have to be here for three 4-day periods. during this stay i get free room and board, decent food, a pool table, free wifi, a couple large televisions to share, and several comfy couches from which to view them. At the end of my stay i get a check for $2,500, and return to my house to scratch away at that with rent checks, fastfood, and booze until august when i get scholarship money.

    all i do in return is take a drug (thats already on the market) and let them trace it through my system with about 15 blood draws.

    so...i also need/want money and want to not work.

    find a research clinic and live the american (college) dream!

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  • gran guerrero
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  • royCE
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    get some nerd and take his phone, be sure to carry a ski mask...
    quickly as possible go to the most ghetto place in town and call from that phone the pizza place and act cool about it...
    during the 10-30 minute wait for the pizza, get rid of the phone by driving away from that place, then come back after its gone. wait for the pizza guy and fuck him up or just threaten him.

    take the money, pizza, and run away around the corner where u hopefully have ur car and bounce...ofcourse wear gloves...

    ez 100-500 $

    edit: ofcourse, now if u fucks with drugs, but a QP of some decent weed and start sellin in nicks and dimes, etc, and hopefully flip it for an extra 200 $

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  • DankNuggets
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    blow jobs


    or


    rob people


    or


    stand in line at the plasma place and sell your blood like a crack head

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  • Money
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    fly me to brazil

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  • 404 Not Found
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    Originally posted by Mega Newbie View Post
    So,I will tell this problem i cant solve....

    So,I need money,I want money
    but i dont want to work

    what do i do????
    Marriage.....find someone from a very wealthy family and get hitched.

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  • gran guerrero
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    you want money yes? you like sex yes? you want sex and money yes? stick your penis into things and ask for money yes! you make yourself cum yes! then make them scream yes! and you get money for this yes! and happy with world and yourself yes? then you get stds yes... and die yes... but you be awesome with gettin money for having sex yes! ok yes?

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  • riske
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    You can whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each... or 50 REALLY fat chicks for $1000 each... What? Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay for it.

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  • Mega Newbie
    Guest started a topic Help me....

    Help me....

    So,I will tell this problem i cant solve....

    So,I need money,I want money
    but i dont want to work

    what do i do????
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