ITT: Craigslist, Nazis, Atomic Bombs, Paradise Rakes in the Dough

[Scurvy]

me and my friends have an ongoing contest to see who can find the most bizarre personal ads on craigslist. i'm not sure how many of you frequent the site, but there is some pretty ridiculous stuff that people post.

anyways, kind of fun if you're bored--here is the current leader:

http://comedyjuice.com/images/nwzo7s.jpg

see if you can top that.

[DoTheFandango]

i, sir, cannot top that.
never ever.
NO.

[Scurvy]

but have the fun is looking

[Pandagirl!]

Haha I can't top that but I found a funny one!

Shy Transgender male to female seeks sister or sisters or even other Transgender for friendship only (Please don’t answer if your seeking sex). Looking for sister to go shopping with, go out to places with, and help me learn things about make-up I don’t know and just sit around with and chat, watch movies and talk about girl things. I am not seeking males if you are one that wandered into this post, you hurt and abuse girls like us and don’t care that you do. Sorry folks had to say that as I know they will try to answer this post. They always do. Seems like a girl can’t have a girl moment with other girls and enjoy herself. OK so if this is you please answer would like to have someone to hang out with.

MegaNewbie in a few years I bet.

[Jeenyuss]

brilliant.

[Eric is God]

me and my friends have an ongoing contest to see who can find the most bizarre personal ads on craigslist. i'm not sure how many of you frequent the site, but there is some pretty ridiculous stuff that people post.

anyways, kind of fun if you're bored--here is the current leader:

http://comedyjuice.com/images/nwzo7s.jpg

see if you can top that.

Just when I thought I had a handle on how screwed up people can be... I mean wtf?! That is wrong on almost every possible level. The only thing that could possibly make that worse is if he was looking for men aged 1-14 instead of 25-70. That just crushed the last hope I had for the redemption of the human race. We need a 21st century Hitler who's interested in exterminating the retarded. I nominate the Catholic church or Oprah, both seem up to the task and have about the same level of influence.

[paradise!]

I am not seeking males if you are one that wandered into this post, you hurt and abuse girls like us and don’t care that you do. Sorry folks had to say that as I know they will try to answer this post. They always do. Seems like a girl can’t have a girl moment with other girls and enjoy herself. OK so if this is you please answer would like to have someone to hang out with.

this is the lifetime network incarnate,

[DoTheFandango]

We need a 21st century Hitler who's interested in exterminating the retarded.

I hope you have a retarded baby. Seriously dude, they are people too, they have feelings, just because that guy is twisted and demented doesn't mean we need to "exterminate" them all.

Jesus Christ.

[Eric is God]

I hope you have a retarded baby. Seriously dude, they are people too, they have feelings, just because that guy is twisted and demented doesn't mean we need to "exterminate" them all.

Jesus Christ.

I should have more accurately quantified the word retarded as people who serve no value to society and instead cause harm to it. I would make a wonderful father, but I refuse to risk having my child subjected to the things I have in this world. And yes I would approve a law that would exterminate pregnancies if they were able to determine that the fetus would be born with extreme handicaps. It's my personal opinion as I believe choices like these would bring society closer to maximizing our potential, saving millions of lives in the long run. Every person's life has a specific monetary value whether we like the idea or not.

[Scurvy]

And yes I would approve a law that would exterminate pregnancies if they were able to determine that the fetus would be born with extreme handicaps.

or 'just because'

[Eric is God]

or 'just because'

Could you clarify that one for me Scurvy? Thanks.

[PaulOakenfold]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds.php
and
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php

[paradise!]

And yes I would approve a law that would exterminate pregnancies if they were able to determine that the fetus would be born with extreme handicaps.

i agree 100% with you, if my child is ever severely mentally retarded, i would rather him not suffer his entire life not living up to his full potential, being looked down upon by others. I tried voicing this amongst a group of my peers and i was looked at like some sort of terrorist..

[Dack Falu]

girlfriend gone all weekend I am horny and curious to find out how well a guy gives a bj

Yikes.

[DoTheFandango]

And yes I would approve a law that would exterminate pregnancies if they were able to determine that the fetus would be born with extreme handicaps. It's my personal opinion as I believe choices like these would bring society closer to maximizing our potential, saving millions of lives in the long run. Every person's life has a specific monetary value whether we like the idea or not.

You know who else liked Eugenics?
Hitler.
You nazi.

(godwin's law)

But still, that's not for us to determine. We, as individuals, have no right to impede on another person's right to have that kid if they wanted to. That invades SOO many privacy laws, and rights to privacy, that I can't even fathom how that would stand up as a decent argument outside a fucking Klan meeting.

Once you step on that line, you go into the area of aborting pregnancies based on fetal development, and that's a whole 'nother can o' worms. Just because you think the "gene pool" would benefit from such an action (here's a hint, it wouldn't. and even if it did, AND IT WON'T, you would not see the benefits from it, for you will be dead for a LONG LONG time.) does not mean that we have to sacrifice inherent individual rights.

You know what? Why don't we just kill off those that fail mandatory NCLB tests? For the betterment of knowledge, god damn it!

i agree 100% with you, if my child is ever severely mentally retarded, i would rather him not suffer his entire life not living up to his full potential, being looked down upon by others. I tried voicing this amongst a group of my peers and i was looked at like some sort of terrorist..

the reason is because you would probably be mistaken as a retard and executed for the betterment of this nation. You know people with Down Syndrome don't think they have Down Syndrome? They just think they are acting normally. Maybe?

My grandmother works every day with people with learning disabilities, and some of the kids are mentally retarded. I see the love she has for those kids, and I see the joy she brings those kids, and it makes me CRAZY to hear things like this. Normal people (if you guys can even be considered that) saying things like this makes me more scared for humanity than Joe Schmo having a retarded baby.