Should I, would I?

[TelC@t]

Get up at 6 in the morning so I can participate in TWL??

Last season I think I turned up to 4-5 out of 100+ squad matches.

My concern is : if I don't attend TWL, NOT many league players get to know exactly what I play.
And consequently I get treated as a newbie by default.
But if I do turn up that early in the morning and play while still half asleep, I prolly won't be able to put up my top performance and act like a newbie anywayz.


So ... should I get up early in the morning for TWL???

[TelC@t]

BTW, does anyone else think my cat (in my avatar) is cute??

[Jason]

I torture kittens for hours on end before brutally murdering them via a plethora of horrid, unthinkable methods.

[TelC@t]

Do you eat babies too?

[sTuPiD-gErBiL]

no silly
i grind the kittens up to make baby food
then i feed them to the babies to fatten them up
then i eat the babies

2-fer!

[Bioture]

"Please, I have children!" He stammered. His voice was filled with the need to scream. His mouth twisted as the metal bars held his head in place. I just stared at him. He was obviously lying. He must of been around seventeen. The face of a child corrupted by adults.

The boy was still alive after his spine broke. He, of course, couldn't feel anything past his waist. So I concentrated on his arms and chest. Drilling a hole in his artery, I gathered enough blood to complete my Bloody Mary I was preparing. Thankfully he was an A positive, so it had the perfect hint of sweetness.


*****


"Tell me your trouble, my child." He said in a soothing voice. I almost wanted to tell him the truth. Of all the lives I've taken. The scattered bodies through out this city that are the cause of me. I held the feeling back and cleared my throat.

"I think... I think I'm psychic." I said. The priest paused before speaking.

"A psychic?" He asked.

"Yes... I see something, in my dreams. It's about you, my Father." I told him. "Your going to die."

His brown eyes followed me in fear as I pulled a large knife out of my bag. It was my prize knife that I had crafted myself. The handle was made of red mahogany, with little crosses and pentacles carved into the side. He watched as the knife cut open his shirt. His chest now bare, I lightly traced the shape of a cross onto his chest.

The sound of metal against flesh was barely noticeable. The river of red blood flowing down his chest fascinated me. I watched it until it hit the floor. The wound was massive and deep. I could almost see the white bones of his rib cage. I cut again. This time the blade hit something hard, and a crack echoed through the room.

Three hours later I sat in my living room, watching the news. I love it when my work is broadcasted on TV. It gives me a sense of justice. The reporter's voice, calm and emotionless, spoke as pictures of the church were shown on the television. It reported everything. The surgical-like cuts. The heart placed on the desk. A typed note stating the crimes the priest had committed with the choir boys. Not a single clue in the entire room.

I sighed and turned the TV off. Another day's end had come.

[Variable]

I like kittens.
I train my kittens to be terrorists.
I scan kittens with my scanner and search for alien spy devices.
I feed my kittens with fingernails, they contain alot of protein.
I dont like aliens because they try to steal my kittens.
I punish my kittens by inserting mustard in their tiny hole.
I train my kittens to beat up fat cats.
I train my kittens to kill lemons kittens.
I make alcohol out of my kittens urine.
I am variable.
I like kittens.

[Zerzera]

Sure TelC@t, you have to get up early to play league games!
You will have to change your entire way of living, so that laguetime is your top time of the day.

You could also try not go to bed the night before and get alot of coffee.

[RiP]

Originally posted by TelC@t
BTW, does anyone else think my cat (in my avatar) is cute??

That cat looks to ordinary.. My cat owns

[Jaffacake]

Eh, TC, responding to your question, do you feel that SS has to rule your life so much that you need to get up in the early morning. If youre anything like me, you'll love your bed, and would rather spend another hour or two snuggled up amongst your blankies instead of stressing over your reputation in a silly computer game, however social it may be. Obviously its up to you, and I respect your decision, but i'd rather stay in bed

Obviously you're relatively disadvantaged in living in an area far away from the main nucleus of players (i.e.Europe/North America), but hey, i'd rather be in Oz. Wouldn't you?

It gave us Rolf Harris, Dame Edna Everage, Bush Tucker Man, "Neighbours", "Home and Away", "Prisoner Cell Block H", and "Sons and Daughters" after all, lol. As well as some sort of wartime farm soap thingy which I have vague childhood recollections of. Help me out here, someone.



PS. Your avatar is cute, but not cute enough... try tying a few cuddly rabbits on the wee feline's legs...

[CommanderEnder]

Bioture for NY Times.

[PaulOakenfold]

Bioture, where did u find those stories? They sound sick, but yet enjoyable

[Puppet Master]

Originally posted by Variable
I like kittens.
I train my kittens to be terrorists.
I scan kittens with my scanner and search for alien spy devices.
I feed my kittens with fingernails, they contain alot of protein.
I dont like aliens because they try to steal my kittens.
I punish my kittens by inserting mustard in their tiny hole.
I train my kittens to beat up fat cats.
I train my kittens to kill lemons kittens.
I make alcohol out of my kittens urine.
I am variable.
I like kittens.

did anyone else find that hilarious?

[Bioture]

Originally posted by PaulOakenfold
Bioture, where did u find those stories? They sound sick, but yet enjoyable

I actually wrote that one. Its the second entry of the new short story im working on: Diary of the Serial Killer.

[CommanderEnder]

Bio is an amazing writer, you should read some other stuff he has.