Your first bumb into alcohol!

[Capital Knockers]

In spirit of the other thread, I was wondering how all you fellas got into drinking. TagMor's story of being 10 and puking on his hardass grandmother was great. Though I don't know how you're still alive to tell the tale. I personally didn't have too interesting of an experience, my Aunt taught me to drink when I was 13-14. She's let me have the shot glass, and try little sips of all the different alcohol from the bar - unless I started to appear drunk. That was the rule, I could drink as much as I wanted, as long as people couldn't tell. You really learn how to develop a tolerance, especially when your Aunt is a full-time alcoholic and you live with her. First time with friends, was a 60 of vodka straight. Needless to say, vodka and I don't get along so great nowadays, and the projectile vomit really messed up thay play-structure

So how did other people's first times fair? Great experience? Awkward? End up with your head hanging in the bowl? I'm curious

[Zerzera]

I am contemplating whether it's cooler to say I was born drunk or to say that I never drank any alcohol in my life.

[Zeebu]

I am contemplating whether it's cooler to say I was born drunk or to say that I never drank any alcohol in my life.

AWESOME!!*^ <---born drunk---------drink sometimes---------never drink--> galleleo

[milosh]

I don't/have never and don't plan on ever. Not for me. I don't think it's wrong or right or whatever you may be assuming I think; I just don't trust myself to not screw up my life and there's really no reason to risk it when I'm perfectly happy as is.

[Scurvy]

i have pretentious ass art fuck friends, so i had cheese, crackers, a bottle of red wine, and watched amelie the first time i drank.

the first time i got trashed i played beer pong with a pro partner who carried the team even though i had to leave every 10 minutes or so to puke in the bathroom.

since then i've found a happy medium.

[Kolar]

I've found that it takes far too much alcohol to have any effect on me. To get to that point on a regular basis just isn't going to happen.

The first time I got really drunk was in Niagara. I shared a bottle of Rum with my brother and his friend. I think I had at least 1/3 of it that night plus a beer and some vodka energy drinks earlier. I didn't get a hangover or anything but have experienced my fair share since. It was fun walking up and down Clifton Hill toasted at night.

[IKM]

When I was 7, I took a glass out of the drawer and put it on the counter, opened up a new container of pulp-free orange juice, and poured myself a glass. I then picked up what I thought was my glass and tried downing it as fast as possible. Turns out it was my mom's glass, and it was a screwdriver (in an identical glass on the counter). I ran into my basement screaming "Mom, someone's poisoned the orange juice!"

[Squeezer]

14. dad fed me shots of vodka and gave me a chew.

I ralphed off the end of our porch but didn't wake my mom up $$$

[Money]

i cant remember my first time, lol

but when iw as 16 man...5 of us drank 4 fifths of captains morgans, needless to say still to this day 8-9 years later everytime i smell captains morgan i almost puke.

[gran guerrero]

I can't exactly remember being that most of my family were all heavy drinkers (imo, one big reason of other reasons why they left the middle east) so I might of been introduced to it at another time, but the best memory I have of me being drunk for the first time was when I was eight.

I was at a family friend's wedding, and I kept taking my dad's jack and coke whenever he went off to go talk to someone. Had like 2 or 3 in total, and got pretty trashed (I was young).

I ended up dancing the night away on the dance floor (pissed off a lot of people because I wanted to dance with everyone nonstop)

[kthx]

My brother bought me some beer one night when I stayed at his apartment with his girlfriend, was 11 or 12 I think. After that the sluice gate was opened and my irishinity developed me into the high tolerance alcohol juggernaut I am today.

[DankNuggets]

i remember being 15 and watching late night with conan o'brien. he had this skit about bourbonade, bourbon + gatorade. sounded like a plan. so the next day i mix up what's left of the bourbon (not a lot) and mix it up with some gatorade (riptide rush). Drank it all down, but it being liquor, and me having never drank before, i didn't feel anything. So i mixed up a martini with some gin an martini mix (yuck). and drank that. waited for like 5 mins, still didn't feel drunk, so i drank some rum and gatorade. Then i remember being really shitface for like 15-20 mins, falling on my face at the front door, then taking a nap. I woke up at 2 am, covered in puke, and preceded to go take a shower. I had no idea what time it was, so when my mom opend the door and was like "What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you drunk?" All i could say was "uhh what makes you think that?" i got off pretty easy though.

[DoTheFandango]

First drinking experience?
A Liter of Jager, me and Ben.
shit was tank-worthy!

[Dabram]

I ended up dancing the night away on the dance floor (pissed off a lot of people because I wanted to dance with everyone nonstop)

On some good nights, I'm still like this!

I had my first drink when I was 11 or 12, a classmate's bdayparty, we were allowed to mix some beers with 7-up.. couldn't stand the taste of beer at first.. so I was hardly interested..
Drinking became fun when I was 14 and was allowed to go out on fridays/saturdays. Back then (not sure if it's still like this in Holland) at 14/15 you could easily buy beer/wine in any supermarket.. So we'd buy Lambrusco (the cheapest wine available) and drink it in a park somewhere, and once a month there was this drum n bass (jungle) party we'd go to. It were the good ol' days.
I wish it was still so cheap to get drunk, nowadays much worse than a hangover is the feeling you get when you see your wallet being empty once again..

[Twerp]

Had an uncle who was an alcoholic who ended up shooting at police officers. Don't think I'll be touching it anytime soon.