Your first bumb into alcohol!

[Cops]

drinking was never really a vice of mine, I use to smoke weed rather than drink. I never really 'drank' until I was 18, prior to that it was all about the occasional beer and five to six joints a day.

I know I blacked out at a party and my buddy pushed my head into the cake, I think tried to shocker a girl who went upstairs with me, needless to say it didn't go over too well. I then proceeded to run around the house and yell 'SHOCKER', which I have no recollection of doing. I then got caught jerking the gerkin in my buddies spare room. The night was more or less moments in time, I've never blacked out and forgot something so it was fucking weird to piece the night back together. I just decided to send a text message to a bunch of my friends in case I did something that I forgot about.

[Ayano]

I was thirsty and the only thing in the fridge was a beer can amongst the produce.

yea.. not exactly a story.

[Displaced]

this is akin to IKM, when i was young, 6-7, i wanted some ice-cream, looked in the freezer and saw a bottle of vodka (koskenkorva) decided that it looked tasty and took a swig.

i remember how wretched i thought it tasted and how unpleasant it felt down my throat.

[project dragon]

My neighbor in university res walked into my room through the washroom and invited me to his side with beer.

[Fit of Rage]

First drink? Went to a beach bonfire and had some beers. Got a buzz.
First time being drunk? Went to a great party with some people I hardly knew, walked home. Was pretty tipsy.
First time getting sick? Beer pong played with jungle juice. Shit was potent.

[PjOtTeR]

First time I got drunk was when I was 14 or something and I went out with my football team because it was Carnaval(every1 dresses up and gets drunk basicly)... So we started at this olds man bar... Really my first time going out. I was the youngest of the bunch and the rest of them all around 1 or more years older oldest being 18 I think... Think I drank like 9 beers, then one asks me because he noticed I was getting drunk: first one to chuck this is giving the other jaegermeister... Needless to say here started my strange affection to chucking away as many drinks as possible in the shortest amount of times... I ofcourse won, noticed I was extremely talented at it and I got my jaegermeister... The guy who bought them, didn't like it and left it standing... Me the innocent brad I was back then was like: Lets drink his...
After that a whole lot of beers went in... Was extremely drunk, ended up other bars and disco's, remember just dancing with everyone kissing multiple girls and suddenly A big black guy took me in my neck and threw me out of the place... I was like: WTF, GTFO took some friends 15 minutes to tell me that every1 had to go because the place was closing...
Went to some other place to eat some eggs... went home at about 4 am... My curvue was 2am at that moment and as I walked home I walked across my dad who was looking for me....
Got grounded for 1 month, but talked myself out of 3 weeks of it or just went off...
I didn't puke, I actually never puke cause of alcohol... Unless I like try to ad fundum insane amounts of beer or liquor...
If you wanna talk about chuckin records, I am your mate...

[Displaced]

p.s. its chugging

[Galleleo]

That doesn't really work though Zeebu.

When I was 2 years old, I took my dads glass of beer at a party and drank it in full before anyone noticed, when I was 4 or 5, I drank my mom's wineglass before anyone noticed.

When I was 13 a friend of mine was having a party and I was behind the bar along with that friend (I can tap perfect beers, thank you very much) and I drank like 1.5 glass of beer and decided it tasted shitty. Since then I have tried wine and I think something like vodka mixed with coca cola or whatever and I still do not like the taste of alcohol. I can even easily taste it when it has been put in food, and I don't like it, it is that simple. So the last time I drank any alcohol was probably when I was 15 and since I haven't drank any and maybe I will try sometime again, but not for a long while.

[Money]

ramble much

[Scurvy]

That doesn't really work though Zeebu.

When I was 2 years old, I took my dads glass of beer at a party and drank it in full before anyone noticed, when I was 4 or 5, I drank my mom's wineglass before anyone noticed.

When I was 13 a friend of mine was having a party and I was behind the bar along with that friend (I can tap perfect beers, thank you very much) and I drank like 1.5 glass of beer and decided it tasted shitty. Since then I have tried wine and I think something like vodka mixed with coca cola or whatever and I still do not like the taste of alcohol. I can even easily taste it when it has been put in food, and I don't like it, it is that simple. So the last time I drank any alcohol was probably when I was 15 and since I haven't drank any and maybe I will try sometime again, but not for a long while.

90% of the alcohol you'll find at parties (especially during college) is shit. get yourself some decent beer or an expensive bottle of liquor and mix yourself a drink to enjoy it--not get drunk. enjoy the finer things in life, not a 13 dollar 30 pack of beer to finish in an evening

[Dwopple]

90% of the alcohol you'll find at parties (especially during college) is shit. get yourself some decent beer or an expensive bottle of liquor and mix yourself a drink to enjoy it--not get drunk. enjoy the finer things in life, not a 13 dollar 30 pack of beer to finish in an evening

but thats fun!! like spaceships :>

[TagMor]

Back then (not sure if it's still like this in Holland) at 14/15 you could easily buy beer/wine in any supermarket..

Over here there were these "food flavourings" that were sold in supermarkets and had like 40% alcohol volume... there were no age restrictions on the sale so for awhile there were young adolescents buying shitloads of these things... consequently led to an epidemic of kids getting their stomach pumped.


i got a story.

When I was around 16.. was a saturday night and my friends and I scored a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of gin from somewhere.. We lived in the country so there wasnt much to do other than get blotto and wander the streets like stumbling zombies.. This particular night we had a guest on our adventures... an exchange student who was staying with one of my mates.. cant remember his name so lets call him "Fred".. Fred was keen for the whiskey and in no time had drank quite a bit.. He was also kinda defensive of it, which was odd, but we were in a hospitable mood and had plenty of gin so it was no big deal...
After getting well sloshed at a gazebo in the middle of a golfcourse, we decided to make a move.. We were heading towards the town postoffice which after-hours served as a meeting place for the various juvenile hoards where we could trade goods, services, etc..
Well we were walking across a footbridge, in a state of jovial banter, when Fred turns around and punches me square in the nose.. really hard.. Anyone else and this may have been a real downer for the evening, but considering Freds demeanour up to that point it was merily another odd, yet humurous exhibit of his odd character.
So after a second of confusion and, for me, flashing stars and lots of pain.. we all start laughing.. The pain was still there but I felt the best thing was too laugh it off, and at the same time try to control the large amounts of blood exiting from my nose.
Eventually it stopped bleeding and my mate Luke felt it would be best to take Fred home.. Myself and Ben decided we will continue on, despite the small setback, and farewell Luke and Fred as their backs disappeared down a dark bike track.. -i remember a strange thought that maybe it would be the last time i ever saw Luke again- however they made it home safe.
Ben and I arrived at the Postoffice and greeted the small gathering all in various stages of incapasitation.. We had a little of the bourbon/gin left and so i took teh bourbon as reparations for the pain and suffering i had endured.
After drinking most of what was left I started to feel very ill... and not wanting to hurl infront of alot of people I ventured down behind the post office, to a picnic area... found a nice spot that was semi-lit by a street light and proceeded to spew my guts up... Then i laid down on a nearby table and passed out.
I did not notice at the time but apparently my spew was red from the shitload of blood i had swallowed... A passer-by had seen me and was concerned enough to call an ambulance...
The next thing i know, there are paramedics trying to stick shit into my mouth and cops telling me to "take it easy.. i will be ok".. after a few minutes of "WTF" i managed to say taht i had a bloodnose and they stopped holding me down, gave me a few checks and sent me on my way.

[DankNuggets]

this is akin to IKM, when i was young, 6-7, i wanted some ice-cream, looked in the freezer and saw a bottle of vodka (koskenkorva) decided that it looked tasty and took a swig.

(later that same evening, as weird uncle rick came over to babysit)

i remember how wretched i thought it tasted and how unpleasant it felt down my throat.

ahh fuzzy memories

(that's what she said)

[PaulOakenfold]

I'm James Frey

[Cops]

90% of the alcohol you'll find at parties (especially during college) is shit. get yourself some decent beer or an expensive bottle of liquor and mix yourself a drink to enjoy it--not get drunk. enjoy the finer things in life, not a 13 dollar 30 pack of beer to finish in an evening

I'd suggest he try polar bear shots, it's the equivalent to eating a girl guide cookie.

1/2 oz creme de cacao
1/2 oz peppermint schnapps

or a nice beer. I'd have to agree, 90% of the shit I've had at parties tastes like fucking shit. But then again you have to remind yourself you are drinking alcohol.