Your first bumb into alcohol!

[Jerome Scuggs]

I took 8 shots of vodka and by the end of the night was so hammered that I tried to recreate the burning Kuwaiti oil field effect by grabbing a can of the closest thing that said 'flammable' and pouring it down the water well (we were at the ranch).

It was turpentine, it didn't light, and we couldn't drink the water for a month.

[za gophar]

I had tried drinks of things before, but the first time I actually got drunk was 18. We were staying in a hotel the night before an out of town lifeguard competition, and the tradition was to get drunk and be hungover for the competition in the morning. I got drunk off of about 5 beers, but not really wasted, but I was definitely acting like the typical drinking newbie, trying to be more wasted than I really was. Actually, I hated the taste of the beer and could hardly drink it. I still don't like it much to this day, but I can drink it pretty easily.

[Facetious]

coors lights in an alley in wyoming

[gran guerrero]

face I might be spending a week at my sis' place in virginia

beware :fear:

[paradise!]

haha my first time was when i was 14, freshman year summer, I was with a couple kids i had known for a long time, we went into his dad's whiskey stash and mixed it with some sprite. We couldn't handle the taste of it straight up (tasted like cough syrup, ew...!).

So i liked it a bit with sprite, so we tried mixing it with grape koo-laid and i thought it actually tasted good. So i got a lil tipsy, we went over to one of the kids neighbors house, she was this hot chick who happened to have her friends over. So we went into the basement, like 5 guys 5 girls, we pretty much each just picked a girl, and made out for hours.
I apparently got very close to one girl, like i was describing how i was in love with her, wanted to have her babies, etc... It was pretty cool cuz she was awesome, which was great, i actually listened to her talk for hours ( i wouldn't have been able to do that not drunk). Oh well back to the story, we ended up waiting for the buzz to die off, then we went around and drew the word bush under all the stop signs in this kids neighborhood.

But damn i actually ended up standing on one of my bud's table speaking about African despotism.

[Capital Knockers]

I took 8 shots of vodka and by the end of the night was so hammered that I tried to recreate the burning Kuwaiti oil field effect by grabbing a can of the closest thing that said 'flammable' and pouring it down the water well (we were at the ranch).

It was turpentine, it didn't light, and we couldn't drink the water for a month.

Did you get in shit for soiling the well? Or get off? :P