McCain picks Woman as VP, Hell freezes over.

[HateTheFake]

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[genocidal]

http://www.hcsfjm.com/

For a good laugh, read the "jokes" on this website. Who the hell wrote this? Pat Robertson and Dennis Miller's lovechild?

[HateTheFake]

For a good laugh, read the "jokes" on this website. Who the hell wrote this? Pat Robertson and Dennis Miller's lovechild?

lol sad but true

An Obama supporter who was on the fringes of good died and was met at the gates of Heaven by St. Peter. �As is our custom, you will spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven then choose where you will spend eternity.�

The newly deceased breathed a sigh of relief and answered, �I can tell you right now that I am honored to be good enough for Heaven and that is my choice.�

St. Peter shook his head in the negative and replied, �Rules are rules. Prepare for your 24 hours in Hell.�

An elevator appeared and whisked the deceased downward, then with a thud, the doors opened and he looked out upon a massive gold structure with opened gates, and there were Obama signs and supporters everywhere without one McCain anywhere. They all welcomed him and had a feast, lots of kool-aid spiked wine, and they had every wish granted instantly.

After 24 hours, the elevator appeared and he deceased waved to his friends and was whisked away upward to Heaven. There was instant calm and peace as people greeted him with a quiet nod and went about their business. For 24 hours, he heard soft music and laughter, and noticed that everyone seemed to have a job to do, a purpose to fulfill.

St. Peter appeared and said: �Well, what is your choice?� he asked. The Obama supporter smiled broadly and replied: �I appreciate quiet of Heaven, but I think I�m more suited to the good times to be had in Hell, so that�s my decision.� He replied.

St. Peter nodded and the elevator appeared. When he reached Hell and the doors opened, the Obama supporter heard screams of horror and despair, saw his friends running from strange foreign animals who chased them with torches to set them on fire.

The devil put a hand on his shoulder and said in a booming voice, �Welcome�.

What happened? Yesterday, there was a country club here and the people were having a big party.� the Obama supporter cried.

The devil glared at him, �Well, yesterday we were running for office. Today, we were elected.�

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

For a good laugh, read the "jokes" on this website. Who the hell wrote this? Pat Robertson and Dennis Miller's lovechild?

Geocities websites were the shit! Needs more burning/rotating/laughing skulls.

2/10

[Jerome Scuggs]

mccain will suck whatever dick is necessary to get votes, i called this from a mile away

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He obviously didn't pick Mitt of who I thought was much better qualified, but Momma McInsane hates Mormons as we know from her video interview, so John had to take Palin.

In McCain’s weakness and his desire to shake things up, he picked a creationist oil guzzler who three years ago was governor of a town of 9,000. At least Obama has SOME legislative experience. At least he has BEEN to Iraq. At least he believes the earth is older than 5,000 years . . .

This woman is in the back pocket of the Oil Companies. Check out her record on such things as environmental issues and you will find she has a negative record on everything from endangered animals, eliminating wildlife preserves for oil exploration. Palin was the idiot that made it legal to hunt Wolves for sport by helicopter! That seems to be a sport in her mind…maybe we should let her 5 children run through the woods and do the same to her kids and see who can mount one up on their wall?
Everything she stands for I am against.

If this was a pick to somehow appease women voters that may be dismayed by Hillary not being picked as VP by Obama, I think McInsane has less brains than I originally thought. Mitt would have been such a better VP choice, but we know Mama McCane hates Mormons, so that would never happen.

I am happy he picked Palin, as this should really be a pushover for the Dem.’s Just wait until they put Palin under the scope to see how much of an asswipe she really is.

Instead of Mormon Magic Drawers, Grampers has opted for a pair of Alaskan Mom-Jeans!

I can’t wait for Gramps to go off his meds and call her the tnuC with the cams rolling! It’s bound to happen at least once!

What will really be fun to watch is the VP debate of Biden vs. Palin on the topic of foreign policy.

I guess Gramps really doesn't want to be President afterall

[gran guerrero]

lol sad but true

An Obama supporter who was on the fringes of good died and was met at the gates of Heaven by St. Peter. �As is our custom, you will spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven then choose where you will spend eternity.�

The newly deceased breathed a sigh of relief and answered, �I can tell you right now that I am honored to be good enough for Heaven and that is my choice.�

St. Peter shook his head in the negative and replied, �Rules are rules. Prepare for your 24 hours in Hell.�

An elevator appeared and whisked the deceased downward, then with a thud, the doors opened and he looked out upon a massive gold structure with opened gates, and there were Obama signs and supporters everywhere without one McCain anywhere. They all welcomed him and had a feast, lots of kool-aid spiked wine, and they had every wish granted instantly.

After 24 hours, the elevator appeared and he deceased waved to his friends and was whisked away upward to Heaven. There was instant calm and peace as people greeted him with a quiet nod and went about their business. For 24 hours, he heard soft music and laughter, and noticed that everyone seemed to have a job to do, a purpose to fulfill.

St. Peter appeared and said: �Well, what is your choice?� he asked. The Obama supporter smiled broadly and replied: �I appreciate quiet of Heaven, but I think I�m more suited to the good times to be had in Hell, so that�s my decision.� He replied.

St. Peter nodded and the elevator appeared. When he reached Hell and the doors opened, the Obama supporter heard screams of horror and despair, saw his friends running from strange foreign animals who chased them with torches to set them on fire.

The devil put a hand on his shoulder and said in a booming voice, �Welcome�.

What happened? Yesterday, there was a country club here and the people were having a big party.� the Obama supporter cried.

The devil glared at him, �Well, yesterday we were running for office. Today, we were elected.�

what

[Vykromond]

lol sad but true

An Obama supporter who was on the fringes of good died and was met at the gates of Heaven by St. Peter. �As is our custom, you will spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven then choose where you will spend eternity.�

The newly deceased breathed a sigh of relief and answered, �I can tell you right now that I am honored to be good enough for Heaven and that is my choice.�

St. Peter shook his head in the negative and replied, �Rules are rules. Prepare for your 24 hours in Hell.�

An elevator appeared and whisked the deceased downward, then with a thud, the doors opened and he looked out upon a massive gold structure with opened gates, and there were Obama signs and supporters everywhere without one McCain anywhere. They all welcomed him and had a feast, lots of kool-aid spiked wine, and they had every wish granted instantly.

After 24 hours, the elevator appeared and he deceased waved to his friends and was whisked away upward to Heaven. There was instant calm and peace as people greeted him with a quiet nod and went about their business. For 24 hours, he heard soft music and laughter, and noticed that everyone seemed to have a job to do, a purpose to fulfill.

St. Peter appeared and said: �Well, what is your choice?� he asked. The Obama supporter smiled broadly and replied: �I appreciate quiet of Heaven, but I think I�m more suited to the good times to be had in Hell, so that�s my decision.� He replied.

St. Peter nodded and the elevator appeared. When he reached Hell and the doors opened, the Obama supporter heard screams of horror and despair, saw his friends running from strange foreign animals who chased them with torches to set them on fire.

The devil put a hand on his shoulder and said in a booming voice, �Welcome�.

What happened? Yesterday, there was a country club here and the people were having a big party.� the Obama supporter cried.

The devil glared at him, �Well, yesterday we were running for office. Today, we were elected.�

foreward this to 500 of ur close est friends in the neext 500 minnutes or BOILS IN YOUR EYES NEWTS NEWTS IN YOUR PENNIS!!!!

[Vykromond]

FW: FUnny Joke

Trench Wars forums I was thinkin of u when I saw this and just wanted to a foreward this hgrea8 joke!!

lol sad but true

An Obama supporter who was on the fringes of good died and was met at the gates of Heaven by St. Peter. �As is our custom, you will spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven then choose where you will spend eternity.�

The newly deceased breathed a sigh of relief and answered, �I can tell you right now that I am honored to be good enough for Heaven and that is my choice.�

St. Peter shook his head in the negative and replied, �Rules are rules. Prepare for your 24 hours in Hell.�

An elevator appeared and whisked the deceased downward, then with a thud, the doors opened and he looked out upon a massive gold structure with opened gates, and there were Obama signs and supporters everywhere without one McCain anywhere. They all welcomed him and had a feast, lots of kool-aid spiked wine, and they had every wish granted instantly.

After 24 hours, the elevator appeared and he deceased waved to his friends and was whisked away upward to Heaven. There was instant calm and peace as people greeted him with a quiet nod and went about their business. For 24 hours, he heard soft music and laughter, and noticed that everyone seemed to have a job to do, a purpose to fulfill.

St. Peter appeared and said: �Well, what is your choice?� he asked. The Obama supporter smiled broadly and replied: �I appreciate quiet of Heaven, but I think I�m more suited to the good times to be had in Hell, so that�s my decision.� He replied.

St. Peter nodded and the elevator appeared. When he reached Hell and the doors opened, the Obama supporter heard screams of horror and despair, saw his friends running from strange foreign animals who chased them with torches to set them on fire.

The devil put a hand on his shoulder and said in a booming voice, �Welcome�.

What happened? Yesterday, there was a country club here and the people were having a big party.� the Obama supporter cried.

The devil glared at him, �Well, yesterday we were running for office. Today, we were elected.�

foreward this to 500 of ur close est friends in the neext 500 minnutes or BOILS IN YOUR EYES NEWTS NEWTS IN YOUR PENNIS!!!!

ok now just 499 more fore ward to go for me ! B)

[Ayano]

I see your half black man and raise you one white women

best post yet.

[DoTheFandango]

she is one corrupt motherfucker.

[Fit of Rage]

RE: Sarah Palin

I'd hit it.

[Cops]

^ If I was really fucking wasted, maybe.



she'd have to wear a horn hat too, or no deal.

[kthx]

Some of you guys, especially genocidal are morons.

Palin won't make conservatives run away from McCain, in fact in Alaska, she is known as a reform governor, who cut government spending and power. Which is basic principals of being a conservative. She is a family woman, with kids, who isn't seen as being out of touch with the community due to the fact that she came up from nothing, still has a husband who is a blue collar worker, loves sports, hunting, and is a lifetime member of the NRA.

Now with that in mind, how would this be a bad decision for McCain. This will balance out all the idiots who are voting for Obama because "hes black and so am I" with other idiots who will now vote for McCain because "Palin is a woman and so am I" so the playing field is now level. On top of that it points out McCain's pro-life policies and good moral values due to the fact that she personally could have taken an easier route and aborted her last child who she knew before it was born would have down syndrome. We know that she will actually care about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan because her oldest son is enlisted in the military. And the finishing touch is the fact that all of the Clinton supporters who might have once decided to vote for Obama due to Hillary's lackluster speech on why they should, now have someone new to want to see succeed. Someone they can look up to, and associate with.

I see Obama bringing up her inexperience, although she is just going to be the Vice President, not the President, and she still has more qualifications than Obama does, not to mention more experience in running the executive side of a state, than Obama himself does, while he is running for a president.

So with this pick McCain gains the following groups of citizens.

1. Women
2. Conservatives
3. Christians
4. Military

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the fact that he made this controversial choice a day after Obama's big shitty anti-American speech, is even better. Not even the fawning Obama media is talking about it anymore, they are too busy trying to dig up dirt on Palin and disecting McCains choice. Also I see someone said that hopefully democrats will see this for what it is, but they won't. Democrats try to gain their votes from the least educated voters, the most ignorant people, the most illegal of minorities. I doubt they will understand this tactic in its full extent.

[HateTheFake]

Some of you guys, especially genocidal are morons.

Palin won't make conservatives run away from McCain, in fact in Alaska, she is known as a reform governor, who cut government spending and power. Which is basic principals of being a conservative. She is a family woman, with kids, who isn't seen as being out of touch with the community due to the fact that she came up from nothing, still has a husband who is a blue collar worker, loves sports, hunting, and is a lifetime member of the NRA.

Now with that in mind, how would this be a bad decision for McCain. This will balance out all the idiots who are voting for Obama because "hes black and so am I" with other idiots who will now vote for McCain because "Palin is a woman and so am I" so the playing field is now level. On top of that it points out McCain's pro-life policies and good moral values due to the fact that she personally could have taken an easier route and aborted her last child who she knew before it was born would have down syndrome. We know that she will actually care about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan because her oldest son is enlisted in the military. And the finishing touch is the fact that all of the Clinton supporters who might have once decided to vote for Obama due to Hillary's lackluster speech on why they should, now have someone new to want to see succeed. Someone they can look up to, and associate with.

I see Obama bringing up her inexperience, although she is just going to be the Vice President, not the President, and she still has more qualifications than Obama does, not to mention more experience in running the executive side of a state, than Obama himself does, while he is running for a president.

So with this pick McCain gains the following groups of citizens.

1. Women
2. Conservatives
3. Christians
4. Military

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, the fact that he made this controversial choice a day after Obama's big shitty anti-American speech, is even better. Not even the fawning Obama media is talking about it anymore, they are too busy trying to dig up dirt on Palin and disecting McCains choice. Also I see someone said that hopefully democrats will see this for what it is, but they won't. Democrats try to gain their votes from the least educated voters, the most ignorant people, the most illegal of minorities. I doubt they will understand this tactic in its full extent.

kthx for secretary of state...

but honestly pretty much on the button here