Idiot staff drunk on power

[Dameon Angell]

Problem: I dunno the button to make the Polls forum for everyone, but I'll get on that.

[Bioture]

but what i really want to know is:

if you went back in time, found yourself, and gave yourself an handjob


would that be gay or would you just be masturbating?

Why stop at handjob? I'd go all the way.

[Dack Falu]

THEY'RE RUINING THE FORUM

OH GOD WHAT THE fFUCK

[DankNuggets]

but what i really want to know is:

if you went back in time, found yourself, and gave yourself an handjob


would that be gay or would you just be masturbating?

It'd be neither because having dual conciousness, i would attempt to kill my doppelganger after laying eyes on him. Of course, he would be aware of this and we'd end up fighting in the streets. Only it'd be like in the movies where he knows all my moves and what I'm thinking next. The only way I'd come out on top would be to exploit any hubris I could find, and hope that he wasn't tricking me at the time.

After we become exhausted from the martial arts stalemate, we'd then agree to sit down for a drink. When he was momentarily distracted, I would poison both drinks. He would catch on to the fact that I poisoned his drink and attempt to switch the drinks. Being a man from the past, I would know that he knew I switched the drinks, but him being a man from the future he would also have his doubts as to whether I'd actually put the poison in my own drink thinking he'd switch the drinks. After some debate, I'd admit that I poisoned both drinks, but have also built up a tolerance for this poison in case I was ever in such a situation. He would then explain that he too had been taking poison in small amounts prior to his timetravel as it was my custom to do so before any posible battles with former selves.

At this point a third me might show up and want do some freaky daisychain bullshit and with the first doppelganger we'd overpower him. I would then attempt to convince the first copy that we might actually be stronger as a team than individuals. After getting him to agree with that line of thought I would then kill him, and absorb all his powers kinda like in the highlander or that jet li movie. Being uber powerful now, I would just beat the shit out of anyone who called me gay for getting a handjob from my future self.




When you think about it, it's really a lot more complicated than "would it be gay or just masturbating?"

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do you advocate communism in real life as well?

No just a slow death for any asshole that attends a college or lives in AZ that likes the Boston Red Sox.

Gus Hall for President!

[Xog]

does you?