my best friends sister, who I've known since she was 6 just turned 14 recently
suffice to say if I ever found out about any perv fucks like you dating her, her brothers and I would have a nice pre-homecoming chat
said chat would involve maiming and loss of genitals
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
she's been used as a cock sock and now has fallen to moron-dom, trying to keep the little one away from that path
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
1:Reaver> HALP
1:Reaver> HELELP
1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS
gotta agree with pearl jam on this one, no way should a 21/22 yr old be at a high school homecoming, it's just not right. But idk i'm dating a girl who just turned 16, and i'm not gonna go to her homecoming next year (i hope not).
Do you even know what you're agreeing to? There's nothing wrong with being there if you really care about the girl - in fact you'd be a real asshole not to go. The point is, don't think you're almighty joe-cool because you're a couple years older. That's what makes you look like a dumbass.
7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*
1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA
7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it
1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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