somebody give that bitch in the plaid shorts a cheesburger
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
"People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."
"Cherry blossoms in the Spring, and starry skies in the Summer. The Autumn brings the full moon. The Winter brings the snow. These things make Sake taste good. If you don't like Sake, then there is something wrong with you."Seijuro Hiko
To quote the Big Lebowski:
Let me tell you something, bendeco.
You pull any your crazy shit with us,
you flash a piece out on the lanes,
I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and
pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".
She's the one that gave you that itchy rash remember? Then after your feral explosion of anger we buried her in J.LO's ass.
7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*
1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA
7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it
1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now
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