although unlike many men - i tend to settle down with girls that are cute, not hot - but we recently broke up so - back to luring in the hotter dumb chicks with alcohol - and unlike some ppl miami i dont look mfor ppl through internet games :/
hey capital - i just like looking at pictures of hot/decent looking girls - is that a crime? my gf even looks at pictures with me lol, i guess that's what makes her even hotter
wow, good job team, you guys unraveled it...
hah, I smell a lie :3
5:Kaiten> Flat out, life sucks =P
5:VaGINa> ...Was your mom a Beaver, Cause Dam Girl
5:Miami Chick> life is a chill boat ride with a couple of rocks and waterfalls
5:Miami Chick> rofl
5:Lumber> and a hurricane
5:Kaiten> rofl
5:Miami Chick> lol thanks lumber -.-
5:Lumber> named Hurricane Herpes
5:Kaiten> loooool
5:Lumber> hahaha
5:Miami Chick> l o l.
1:Mango.> i hit a black girl in the head with a bouncy ball today
damn looks like he lost his relationship in less than a day over this topic
dudez help internet babes destroyed my relationship B)
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Besides, it's called google. Go google babes. Your welcome.
The only TWOTIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard Creager
All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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