thread where Ilya looks for love

[Fluffz]

why would anyone human being reply with an actual reponse to Ilya's ad lmao. It is so obviously a fake

male nerd trying to fool a male nerd trying to fool woman

edit: using pictures of his mom.

2/10

[Liquid Blue]

why the hell is aida posing like that

aida

com'n

what are you doing

[Ilya]

i invited the Olga gun chick to my ranch in Oklahoma to shoot some deer and go hunting with me and she goes "Honestly I've never been hunting before and don't think i can kill any live creature (besides bugs and mosquitoes of course)."


















































cunt

[Ilya]

why the hell is aida posing like that

aida

com'n

what are you doing

she's just showing off her Steve Madden fuck-me boots for me

girl knows whats up. she's a hairdresser at Knockouts For Men and is trying to get her massage therapy business up and running

i hear wedding bells.

[Ilya]

i feel like i'm looking for love in all the wrong places

=/

[Noah]

Please post moar Ilya!

[pascone]

this is actually pretty funny, which i never expected from this forum

[Jeenyuss]

....find it?...asked it?... about ur watch?...well, not just only you who considered as an idiot in this world... i guess i'm more indiot than you lol.... heres what i lost in year 2006 mont of december....first i lost my cellphone prepaid 450 dollars, i lost my watch 300 dollars, next, i broke my laptop , fourth, i broke my camera in spidina river when i was playing skating haha... ( i dropped it) ! I lost 4 things inside the month of DECEMBER! I lost approximately 2,000 dollars in that month lol.... what do you think of that? an idiot, stupid or just careless? lol....

dont worry you'll find it soon ......

[Kahlan]

I must admit. This is the best thread I've seen in a long while.

[Volcs]

Fucking awesome!

[Kahlan]

Ilya I definitely just copied your craigslist posting to the letter for Dallas. I wonder if I'll get a ton of black chicks responding, too. Hopefully my post won't blow your cover.

[Zeebu]

ahahahah


dibs on chicago

[Ilya]

what a jerk off little punk faggot...i love fucking guys like you up in a club

Are you still mad I fired your grandmother because she couldn't vacuum fast enough? Cheer up, chum. It's going to be okay.

i got your chum between my legs...gimme your address i'll come over let u suck it then smack you in the head just before i jizz on your face..little pretty boy like you would love it..

i love my fans

[MetalHeadz]

Ilya, what did you say that made them all think you were talking bullshit?

any leads so far?

[Ilya]

the good looking (well.. good looking in terms of craigslist standards.. so i guess decent/"would fuck if drunk enough"-looking) girls don't say anything funny in their replies so i didn't post them, but

Good evening,
I was looking at your profile and I
think that we should find out about each other. Take a look
at my pic and email to me so I could
give you more pics and info.
Thanks

http://i36.tinypic.com/23uu652.jpg

hi... i am Kate. nice to meet you. yesterday i found your post on craig - list.
i am looking for serious relationships. so if you are interested -
reply me. i can tell you something about me and i have more pics
also..
Katherine

http://i33.tinypic.com/2qc2gp3.jpg

I have a serious relationship, so this must be done with absolutely discretion. I have a fantasy and my b/f can help me with that, can you?

This is not a scort service. this is my fantasy

Will you pay money to a cute girl for having a really good sex with you?

I want to be your slave..

24, latin.

It will be an special amount,(we talk about that later), not per hour, no time limitation, the hole experience. And also I can see you as many times as you want.

I will be sumisive.

do you want more pics ?

http://i34.tinypic.com/29vdmi9.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/ae8ens.jpg

pretty sure that one is fake, though.

not sure what to do about them yet. also, i'm sitting next to my irl girlfriend so this is kind of awkward.