Black Friday- what did you get, what did you see

[Pummel]

I shot a guy twice in the abdomen

[Squeezer]

I went halfsies with my mother for a Nikon D40 with a 18-35 kit lens.

In addition to socks and underwear that's all I'll be getting this X-mas.

[Voth]

was shopping at a gamestop. A pregnant lady came up and was about to grab the last copy of mirror's edge so I swiftly punched that preggo whore in the stomach. On her way to the ground I drop kicked her in the face and knocked her out cold. That should teach her to fuck with me.

Later I went to microcenter to get a new keyboard/mouse, a blind man with his seeing dog came up next to me and was patting away at the keyboard, and I thought "WTF he can't even see!" He got closer and closer until he started patting me on my hand and arms. He promply said "sorry!" but I was unable to control my rage. I picked up the microsoft natural keyboard 4000 that i was playing with and smacked him in the face with it. The first hit didn't take him down, so I had to hit him two more times before he fell to the ground. His dog started barking at me. I didn't like that so I quickly straddled him from the back and put him in a choke hold. Against the might of my 20" pithons, the dog let out several whimpers before I snapped his neck. The blind man cried out in pain I had to stomp on him on my way out to the register.

i, voth, hereby nominate the above for post of the decade.

[Soup du Jour]

Took me an hour to get off the interstate to an exit that I was .2 miles away from to pick up some shit. Parking lot was filled at a place that has 100+ stores and about 1 million parking spots so I had to park in some field about half a mile away then walk in the freezing cold to the stores and then back.

You drove 300 m to park 800 m away from the store.

EVER HEARD OF FUCKING WALKING?

[megaman89]

You drove 300 m to park 800 m away from the store.

EVER HEARD OF FUCKING WALKING?

took me an hour to get to the exit. And once I reached the exit there was a line backed up on the interstate to even get off of it that I had to wait for 40minutes then another 20 to find parking. Dumb euro it wasn't .2 miles away from my house

[HateTheFake]

You drove 300 m to park 800 m away from the store.

EVER HEARD OF FUCKING WALKING?

rofl

[Liquid Blue]

took me an hour to get to the exit. And once I reached the exit there was a line backed up on the interstate to even get off of it that I had to wait for 40minutes then another 20 to find parking. Dumb euro it wasn't .2 miles away from my house

I think he's from canada

[Cops]

sacrasm not included

nah b, Vancouver is part of Europe. That's basic geography.

[Dwopple]

bought a new gpu.

Nvidia Geforce 9800 GT 512mb DDR3, for onnnllyyy 95 bucks!!! $$$

[Pummel]

nah b, Vancouver is part of Europe. That's basic geography.

geometry actually :>

[Zerzera]

nah b, Vancouver is part of Europe. That's basic geography.

Huh, I thought the Russians claimed the north pole?

[project dragon]

We scared them away with our powerful navy.
Best use of seals and harpoons that I have ever seen