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  • #16
    Originally posted by PH View Post
    2008 sucked, i'm not sure i even want to hand out awards this year.
    so one sided.... vykromond the champ of all categories.... hoistin the tropphy high up in the air..
    Originally posted by Ward
    OK.. ur retarded case closed

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    • #17
      Originally posted by PH View Post
      2008 sucked, i'm not sure i even want to hand out awards this year.
      look mr. man

      the only way you'd be handing out awards is if I didn't feel like doing it

      and i don't

      so...yea.
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #18
        Everytime some nub poster accuses PH and I of always agreeing with eachother I just want to point them to this post-

        http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...1&postcount=12
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #19
          oh wikipedia, lol

          man sometimes i think vandals on wikipedia have something in common with the boards here. take this little tidbit i found on the "monkey island" page.


          ==Other== ==Other==
          * "Monkey Island", a nautical term for a ship's upper bridge; see [[Brass monkey (colloquial expression)|brass monkey]]. * "Monkey Island", a nautical term for a ship's upper bridge; see [[Brass monkey (colloquial expression)|brass monkey]].
          - * [[Monkey Island (series)|Monkey Island series]], a series of computer adventure games.
          - ** [[The Secret of Monkey Island]], the original.
          - ** [[Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge]], the second part.
          - ** [[The Curse of Monkey Island]], the third part.
          - ** [[Escape from Monkey Island]], the fourth part.
          - ** [[World of Monkey Island]], locations, items and characters of the ''Monkey Island'' game series.

          ==References== ==References==
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          - Ok so there’s like a place called monkey island and the only
          - people are five survivors of a crazy flying boat accident in the
          - middle of the island and like there’s like a lot of rivers and lakes
          - and stuff like that and there’s grass so I guess you could say its
          - tropical and Bacon grows on these palm tree looking things and
          - there’s like a million monkeys that steals the bacon so the
          - survivors Don’t gets no bacon so then they gets very angry at
          - each other from starvation so they are forced To fight for the
          - amusement of the baboon lord, oh ya and the baboon lord has a
          - shotgun fist did I say that, because that’s kinda of important and
          - the loser must have his head blown off by The baboon lords
          - shotgun fist because you see baboon lord isn’t really a monkey
          - but a robot from The past sent from the future to save turtle
          - Jesus because you see turtle Jesus will free the Slave in the
          - distant past of the future but when all seem lost a survivor
          - named Tim will stand Alone and fight the monkey armada
          - because monkeys found weapons from some sort war ship or
          - something that landed there like along time ago but that doesn’t
          - mater because the only thing that stands In Tim’s way is the
          - baboon lord, one shot, one kill, but Tim’s wasted his bullet on the
          - ground Because he was board and he was like totally out of
          - ammo but little did Tim know one of the Survivors was a terrorist
          - (bum bum bumb) that wanted to blow up island and kittens and
          - every thing Awesome so Tim totally has to stop that guy before he
          - like kills like every thing but that would end the story so Tim
          - turns into super man or something and like totally pwns the
          - terrorists face and this other survivor named Lemmie is like a
          - karate master and he wanted to go around breaking wood with
          - his hand so the trees started to scream like a moose, a moosey
          - moose, but then Tim came in and signed Lemmie and himself up
          - for the baboon lords arena of anger death and that’s when turtle
          - Jesus comes in because you see turtle Jesus is like the yoda of
          - this story because he teaches Lemmie and Tim the of the bacon
          - because he’s like a master at that and stuff and that’s like super
          - epic and Lemmie and Tim become superfied and eat some
          - marmalade witch is good for there eyes unless it explodes than
          - its bad for their head but it didn’t explode so that’s good for
          - them and then they were in the arena and the other survivors
          - touched them self’s improperly (no not that way you sick-o) then
          - there was a cyber tiger that said meow and exploded so they
          - won the coliseum but the baboon lord didn’t want to give him the
          - golden bacon so they fought and did the happy happy joy joy
          - dance but failed and every thing exploded
          - the end
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          - *my self
          - *I
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