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Originally posted by PH View Post2008 sucked, i'm not sure i even want to hand out awards this year.
the only way you'd be handing out awards is if I didn't feel like doing it
and i don't
so...yea.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Everytime some nub poster accuses PH and I of always agreeing with eachother I just want to point them to this post-
http://forums.trenchwars.org/showpos...1&postcount=12My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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oh wikipedia, lol
man sometimes i think vandals on wikipedia have something in common with the boards here. take this little tidbit i found on the "monkey island" page.
==Other== ==Other==
* "Monkey Island", a nautical term for a ship's upper bridge; see [[Brass monkey (colloquial expression)|brass monkey]]. * "Monkey Island", a nautical term for a ship's upper bridge; see [[Brass monkey (colloquial expression)|brass monkey]].
- * [[Monkey Island (series)|Monkey Island series]], a series of computer adventure games.
- ** [[The Secret of Monkey Island]], the original.
- ** [[Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge]], the second part.
- ** [[The Curse of Monkey Island]], the third part.
- ** [[Escape from Monkey Island]], the fourth part.
- ** [[World of Monkey Island]], locations, items and characters of the ''Monkey Island'' game series.
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- Ok so there’s like a place called monkey island and the only
- people are five survivors of a crazy flying boat accident in the
- middle of the island and like there’s like a lot of rivers and lakes
- and stuff like that and there’s grass so I guess you could say its
- tropical and Bacon grows on these palm tree looking things and
- there’s like a million monkeys that steals the bacon so the
- survivors Don’t gets no bacon so then they gets very angry at
- each other from starvation so they are forced To fight for the
- amusement of the baboon lord, oh ya and the baboon lord has a
- shotgun fist did I say that, because that’s kinda of important and
- the loser must have his head blown off by The baboon lords
- shotgun fist because you see baboon lord isn’t really a monkey
- but a robot from The past sent from the future to save turtle
- Jesus because you see turtle Jesus will free the Slave in the
- distant past of the future but when all seem lost a survivor
- named Tim will stand Alone and fight the monkey armada
- because monkeys found weapons from some sort war ship or
- something that landed there like along time ago but that doesn’t
- mater because the only thing that stands In Tim’s way is the
- baboon lord, one shot, one kill, but Tim’s wasted his bullet on the
- ground Because he was board and he was like totally out of
- ammo but little did Tim know one of the Survivors was a terrorist
- (bum bum bumb) that wanted to blow up island and kittens and
- every thing Awesome so Tim totally has to stop that guy before he
- like kills like every thing but that would end the story so Tim
- turns into super man or something and like totally pwns the
- terrorists face and this other survivor named Lemmie is like a
- karate master and he wanted to go around breaking wood with
- his hand so the trees started to scream like a moose, a moosey
- moose, but then Tim came in and signed Lemmie and himself up
- for the baboon lords arena of anger death and that’s when turtle
- Jesus comes in because you see turtle Jesus is like the yoda of
- this story because he teaches Lemmie and Tim the of the bacon
- because he’s like a master at that and stuff and that’s like super
- epic and Lemmie and Tim become superfied and eat some
- marmalade witch is good for there eyes unless it explodes than
- its bad for their head but it didn’t explode so that’s good for
- them and then they were in the arena and the other survivors
- touched them self’s improperly (no not that way you sick-o) then
- there was a cyber tiger that said meow and exploded so they
- won the coliseum but the baboon lord didn’t want to give him the
- golden bacon so they fought and did the happy happy joy joy
- dance but failed and every thing exploded
- the end
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