ilyaz, CPA

[Ilya]

so like

who wants their taxes done?

i'll give you a 10% off discount because we're pals and go way back.. unless you a gay, of course.

[Zeebu]

so like

who wants their taxes done?

i'll give you a 10% off discount because we're pals and go way back.. unless you a gay, of course.

then its 20% off right

[Ilya]

then its 20% off right

only if they're cute.

[PhaTz]

I'm cute, but I live in Canada, will that work?

[Ilya]

canada's version of the Internal Revenue Service is called the Canadian Revenue Agency.

i'm not fucking around with that nonsense

[Jeenyuss]

how many cpa's does it take to screw in a light bulb

just one

[Ilya]

how many cpa's does it take to screw in a light bulb

just one

no, but seriously.
how should i decorate my cubicle?

i'm thinkin

[Ilya]

i'm all about visual aids, you see

[Jeenyuss]

[Squeezer]

[Ilya]

reminds me of this too much

[Ilya]

ilyaz goes to work, a pictorial history:






do you ever have those moments when you're sitting there looking in the mirror and you think to yourself, "fuck, how did i get so dashingly handsome?"

i get those all the time.

[paradise!]

you are probably the most random person i've ever seen.

[Facetious]

what happened to ilyag

[Ilya]

he's just chillin in brooklyn being russian and jewish.

his last post on livejournal is about meredith viera












































































































































































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