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  • Stoner puts cat in bong.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090304/...iB0DyLJXbtiBIF


    "Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.
    IF YOU EVER DREAM OF BEATING ME, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE.


    1:Vermillion Flame> crap, why is it so hard to grab just one newbie lol

    1:Vermillion Flame> i've noticed that. a real lack of supply of players here

    1:Vermillion Flame> i never thought a single newbie could be so precious
    yo dog, I heard you like driving, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
    Originally posted by tone
    no you son of a bitch debunker

  • #2
    I don't see whats wrong with this. Animals doesn't have any money so they can't afford their own shit anyway.
    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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    • #3
      he's right when he said that he's not the only one who did this.

      My friend who had a cat, use to put him into his bookbag and blow smoke into it, until the cat started to scratch at the bag which meant he wanted out.

      The cat would be chill as fuck afterwards (because it was one hyper ass fucking cat that did some crazy shit sober), like lay down let everyone pet him, watch tv and then get the mad munchies whenever someone had food in it's presence (fucking use to stick his head into the taco bell bag).
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      • #4
        I wish I had the link to the Weed gives me really deep thoughts thread so I could quote "I stuck my cats head in my taco bell bag and he got the munchies" quote from gran.
        Rabble Rabble Rabble

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        • #5
          Catnip
          duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

          Mattey> put me in corch

          zidane> go kf urself pork

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          • #6
            The girls that live below us smoke out their cats all the time. We don't stick them in a bong or anything, but blowing smoke in their faces does cause them to lay down and be cool. It also causes them to be smaller than your average cat.
            Originally posted by Tone
            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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            • #7
              i don't smoke them up very often because they're still young, but mine don't seem to do anything out of the ordinary, in fact they just seem to chill out.


              I've always thought that cats are pretty much trippin constantly. If you sit down and watch how they react to random things or nothing at all, it's quite obvious there are some crazy visuals going on in those little brains.

              That or they can see ghosts, not quite sure which yet.
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              • #8
                You know, I've seen it all. Rabbits, Cats, Dogs, Hamsters, you name it, I've seen it high. To be honest, while I don't think it really hurts them, and I know I've seen some animals that like it - I'd never smoke my dog. To me it's a simple matter of him not being able to tell me if he actually wants to be high or not. It's not fair to the animal, they don't understand the drug or it's effects, to assume they'll like it and act upon that is abusing our status really, and their trust. I personally think alot of pets like to be smoked only because their owners have smoked them so damn often that they don't know any better. Animals also have much smaller lungs than we do, I'd rather not risk their health anymore than however much it's already at risk.

                And really, whats the point of smoking a cat, that's what catnip is for.
                7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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                • #9
                  i was smoking a blunt with my friends when a grasshopper/locust flew in the window. We trapped it under a glass. I blew a thick ass shotgun into the glass, filling it half full with milky-yellow smoke. I waited a few seconds and lifted the glass. The bug didn't move so i nudged it. It fell over, stiff and dead.

                  Weed kills (if you're a bug)
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                  • #10
                    For some reason I really enjoyed Danks short story. :turned:
                    Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                    5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by kthx View Post
                      I wish I had the link to the Weed gives me really deep thoughts thread so I could quote "I stuck my cats head in my taco bell bag and he got the munchies" quote from gran.
                      (fucking use to stick his head into the taco bell bag).

                      Thanks for helping me notice this. Yeah I meant to say he (the cat) use to stick his head into the bag because his munchies were so bad that he would attack anyone, even ppl who came into buy weed (even if they didn't have food, but if they did...God help them...) yeah and his claws got real big and it started to make ppl bleed, even me one time where my friend picked him up and tossed him toward me and the cat tried to dodge, but his claws were out and manage to grab hold of my elbow, which left this long line going around that part of the arm...

                      Weed is violent.p.s. i'm high
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                      • #12
                        i give my dogs shotguns, blows their fucking minds.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Capital Knockers View Post
                          You know, I've seen it all. Rabbits, Cats, Dogs, Hamsters, you name it, I've seen it high. To be honest, while I don't think it really hurts them, and I know I've seen some animals that like it - I'd never smoke my dog. To me it's a simple matter of him not being able to tell me if he actually wants to be high or not. It's not fair to the animal, they don't understand the drug or it's effects, to assume they'll like it and act upon that is abusing our status really, and their trust. I personally think alot of pets like to be smoked only because their owners have smoked them so damn often that they don't know any better. Animals also have much smaller lungs than we do, I'd rather not risk their health anymore than however much it's already at risk.

                          And really, whats the point of smoking a cat, that's what catnip is for.

                          indeed their body mass etc is WAY smaller, blood volume etc ... any dosages would be completely skewed comparable to a human. It is cruel like you say and i don't like the fact ppl are doing this i mean wtf? It’s not cool to be a prat and forcefeed your animals drugs

                          Also a drug that is not too toxic to one mammal might be to another i mean humans like chocolate but too much chocolate can kill a dog and other animals

                          they injected that elephant with LSD and it died in 1962 in an experiment though the science was a bit shoddy but still ...

                          I’ve only ever gotten an insect high on ether and that was in the name of A-Level biology (was funny though ) but that was a fruit fly c'mon!
                          In my world,
                          I am King

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pressure Drop View Post
                            indeed their body mass etc is WAY smaller, blood volume etc ... any dosages would be completely skewed comparable to a human. It is cruel like you say and i don't like the fact ppl are doing this i mean wtf? It’s not cool to be a prat and forcefeed your animals drugs

                            Also a drug that is not too toxic to one mammal might be to another i mean humans like chocolate but too much chocolate can kill a dog and other animals

                            they injected that elephant with LSD and it died in 1962 in an experiment though the science was a bit shoddy but still ...

                            I’ve only ever gotten an insect high on ether and that was in the name of A-Level biology (was funny though ) but that was a fruit fly c'mon!
                            make me some ether, i'll buy it off you. you can ship it to me. please. PLEASE. dont ask why i want it. i'll give you lots of money.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Xog View Post
                              make me some ether, i'll buy it off you. you can ship it to me. please. PLEASE. dont ask why i want it. i'll give you lots of money.
                              what?

                              i used it like ten years ago when i was doing my A-levels as i said for biology when we were studying genetics and breeding fruit flies but even if i had access to it now i'm hardly going to ship it to america !
                              In my world,
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